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First date essentials

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Chloroform
What else do I need?
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rolltide06 said...
Chloroform
What else do I need?

Gag ball
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3 months ago

All those nattys and you still can't get in a woman's pants?
FSU Football. Making cool the new swag since 2013.
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Sex panther
"A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."
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Can I go to hell for even opening this thread?
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Keith Niebuhr said...
Can I go to hell for even opening this thread?

You are there to late.
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3 months ago

Rufilin is essential to any date, let alone a first date. It's all about first impressions, so go in bold, then if she seems disgusted, just slip it in her drink.
Damaged goods
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An alibi.
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a bag to carry the body if she wakes up before expected
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Gloves, a white Ford Bronco, and OJ Simpson.
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Keith Niebuhr said...
Can I go to hell for even opening this thread?
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Condoms - Leave no evidence behind
Shovel
Maybe a pick axe - may hit rock
Disposable gloves
Rope
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Night vision goggles
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Red bull
You'll get tired
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Dig hole before "date"
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Have Pauly and Christopher on dial
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Power bar to go along with that red bull
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9 iron and a stuffed buffalo
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bama1055 said...
9 iron and a stuffed buffalo

Alive works better
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Throw her in a pool afterwards...destroys all dna
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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Throw her in a pool afterwards...destroys all dna

Really?
So gonna rape a hoe tonight
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Ichabod said...
Really?
So gonna rape a hoe tonight

That's how he gets out of payin
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Ichabod said...
Alive works better

I dunno man, I'm not a risk taker
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That's how he gets out of payin

Just workin the system
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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Ichabod said...
Really?
So gonna rape a hoe tonight

I saw one FBI show where a guy would do this. They couldnt get a dna match on the rape kits. Guess cause of the chlorine
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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