The Blue Board

I have always hated having to hear screaming kids on a flight. It drives me crazy and it's not like I can just get up and leave. As a parent, I understand that the change in altitude can hurt their ears. Give them a pacifier to suck on or, if they are older, a piece of gum. Get your lazy butt up and walk with them to try to calm them down. Don't just sit there and ignore them because you have learned how to tune them out.......the rest of us have not.

Fortunately my greatest flying pet peeve of all time is no longer a concern. Be happy that there is no smoking on planes. It used to piss me off when I would fly and end up at the edge of the smoking/non-smoking seats. I remember on a flight to Australia having to deal with the smokers sitting up in the non-smoking seats coming back to the smoking seats just to smoke. I asked the stewardesses to explain to me why I, being a non-smoker, had to deal with not only the smokers sitting in the smoking section right behind me, but the asses that took the good non-smoking seats smoking like chimneys as well.

Bad things:

1. Drunk and psyched up guy going to Vegas or a bachelor party. Nobody cares where you are going douchebag. Put on your seatbelt and STFU.

2. Having to take off my shoes going through security. I have on flip flops and I'm white......I'm good bro

3. Talkative guy/girl. I know you see my headphones in my ears, that means I don't want to talk.

4. 15 dollar beer at the terminal bar. You got me, I'll take it

5. The entire Miami airport

I don't even know what that means.

I fly at least 80 segments a year also.... If I am on the phone there is 1 reason. Because I have to be.

I'm not on the phone talkin to my boi about how epic our Vegas trip will be. I'm on a conference call, I'm giving direction or making decisions so other people can do their job. Big difference in the trump wanna be loud talker.... That's the guy I want to punch.

I always free ball in my gym shorts.

I understand you are a Yankee and don't know what you are talking about, I get that. But down here, we take showers on the reg. That means my feet don't smell. In fact, I wear socks only about 3 months out of the year. Most everyone I know is the same way. That's the guys and the girls. We take showers and wear flip flops and shorts. If your feet smell, you are one hell of a gross person. 0% chance I'm wearing socks on the way to the beach. That's about 99% of the time I fly. See you and your socks with sandals this Summer while you are on vacay. We ain't laughin' with ya, brah.

Kicking the back of my dang chair!@#!@#@!

Ppl who are like 5 8 sitting in the aisle where all the leg room is, dumbest thing on earth if you're not at least 6 2 you shouldn't be allowed to sit there.