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Funniest movie quotes of all time..

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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Go.
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wolfie said...
Go.
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

Yeah...well... thats just like your opinion man
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"Everybody freeze, everybody down on the ground".... "well, which is it young feller? you want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop.... and if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion"
"Shut up!"
"Okay then...."
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6 months ago

"nice hook......I bet it comes in handy when you are spanking the monkey".........."you got a monkey?" - Kingpin
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6 months ago

"I hate Illinois Nazis"
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"60% of the time, it works every time...."
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6 months ago

Play
AIM HIGH WILLIS - 40 year old virgin

funny shit
http://www.youtube.com/v/VeiqG5lD5Xk
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6 months ago

just watch and enjoy...

Play
Funniest Movie Scene of All Time

Funniest movie scene of all time - Wedding Crashers 'Meatloaf' - Brilliant scene including Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson. Funniest Comedy scene. Best Comedy Film. Best Comedy Actor.
http://www.youtube.com/v/1bBe7EwydgA
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit man!"
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"The painting was a gift, Todd, I'm keeping it."
E-mail: jc@247Sports.com/Twitter: @jcshurburtt/Instagram jcshurburtt
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6 months ago

Where are the white women at?

Great move, great line. Blazing Saddles. If you havent seen it, see it!
www.youtube.com
Huddles are for rookies.
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6 months ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering] victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
FEED MONCRIEF
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"I didn't know they give out rings at the Holocaust."
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mickey: What's the matter with you? Why do you wanna fight this guy? Does anything normal go through your head?
Rocky: Nothing that I remember.
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!"
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

One of many in this movie.

This post was edited by Vollogan33 on 11/29/2012 at 12:29 AM

The Jerk (8/10) Movie CLIP - Navin's Special Purpose (1979) HD

The Jerk Movie Clip - watch all clips http://j.mp/zNbEUn click to subscribe http://j.mp/sNDUs5 Navin (Steve Martin) loses his virginity to Patty (Catlin Adam...
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

"We got no food we got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF"
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Craig i know you don't smoke weed. i know this. But imma get you high today cause its Friday you ain't got no job and you ain't got sh#* to do

This post was edited by deltadawg82 on 11/29/2012 at 12:36 AM
future bulldog
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6 months ago

Goodness I could go on for days in this thread. Here's one out of left field..
"I'm SICK and TIRED of these Motha Fvcking Snakes on this Motha Fvcking plane!
Danielle Hunter, Jamario Rasco, Anthony FREAK Johnson.. DL wrecking crew of 2013.
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"He's going to need a rocket in his ass to catch that one."
Danielle Hunter, Jamario Rasco, Anthony FREAK Johnson.. DL wrecking crew of 2013.
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Lesticals said...
"He's going to need a rocket in his ass to catch that one that baby's outa here"

Fify
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6 months ago

You gone eat yo cooorrrnbread?
Claude: Now dont touch that car ray
Ray: I aint gone touch that damn car, i might piss on the mother fvcker but i wont touch it
Claude: why you gotta say nasty shit like that ray?
Ray: cause im nasty mother fvcker
FEED MONCRIEF
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6 months ago

mizAU said...

Damn you.....I swear on everything I was about to post that.
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6 months ago

" that uuupperr rooooom "
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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
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"Your women! I want to buy your women, your little girl. Sell them to me!"
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
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