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Funniest movie quotes of all time..

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6 months ago

Slevin: I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
Lindsey: What's that?
[cuts to Boss's penthouse]
Slevin: Yes.
FEED MONCRIEF
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Zoolander- "what is this a center for ants?" the whole context of it is classic
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6 months ago

"Say Johnny, you ever see a grown man naked?"
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
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6 months ago

Last time I saw a set of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowin' on 'em!
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6 months ago

Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
What?
If you lick my butt hole.
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6 months ago

Dale: "Did you touch my drumset?"
Brennan: "Nope."
Dale: "Why are you so sweaty?"
Brennan: "I was watching cops."
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6 months ago

Lesticals said...
"How do you kill Women and Children?"
"EASY!!, you don't lead em' as much!"

I love Rafterman's face during this. He's about to hurl so hard.
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

You take drugs Danny?
Everyday
Then what's the problem?
I dunno
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

When will then be now?

YouTube

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gNIwlRClHsQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgNIwlRClHsQ
m.youtube.com
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

DR, can you give us your impression of Mr Stryker?
I'm sorry I don't do impressions.
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6 months ago

This one is always one of the funniest this time of year....
Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. "
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I got two
How you gonna live Rambo?...Day by day.
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!.....................Just been revoked(BOOM!)
CLEMSUX
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

viper_36 said...
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"

Cut me some slack jack!
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting
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6 months ago

Play
Animal House Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor

http://www.youtube.com/v/fC4JZuJEElg
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6 months ago

Very funny scene.

This post was edited by bamafan2010 on 11/30/2012 at 10:28 AM

The Ringer - When the F**k Did we get Icecream???

The Ringer - When the F**k Did we get Icecream??? Recorded on my TV with pinnacle home studios. Enjoy this is honestly my favorite part of the movie Haha.. C...
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The Ringer - When the F**k Did we get Icecream??? Recorded on my TV with pinnacle home studios. Enjoy this is honestly my favorite part of the movie Haha.. Check out my video Diabetic Betty Also me and my cousins wrote that song in like 2-3 hours so share teh lovez :)
http://www.youtube.com/v/Y484uR9xXUA
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6 months ago

You could go all day with Leslie Nielson...
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Goodyear? No, the worst.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
"Oh and Mac...the horse's name is Friday." - Jim Bowers
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Coming to America....
"There they go! There they go! Everytime I start talking about boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's they one! That's they one! Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!
Old White Man: "He beat Joe Louis' ass"
Arsenio's character: "That's right he did whoop Joe Louis' ass"
Eddie: "Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought!"
Arsenio: "I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped"
Those barber shop scenes are classic.
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6 months ago

ksredmill said...
You could go all day with Leslie Nielson...
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Goodyear? No, the worst.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

nice beaver
thanks, i had it stuffed just last week.
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6 months ago

You crying boy, maybe we'll go back down to Mcdonald's and get you a whaburger and french cries. How bout a whine-eken? You little sissy BOy! Def Leopard Sucks!
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Just take the script from dumb and dumber and just pick one
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5 months ago

Play
I take it black...

..., like my men.
http://www.youtube.com/v/6tYLb3teB14
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5 months ago

Pick yourself out something reeaaaal nice Clark...
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5 months ago

He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any further.

This post was edited by coachTnole on 12/1/2012 at 8:21 AM
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5 months ago

San Deamus high school football RULES...
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