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Funny one-liners to pick up women...

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Do you believe it love at first site ? or should I walk by again
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If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous
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19 months ago

Im sorry baby but could you step away from the bar, you're melting all the ice
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Hey, do you work at Subway? Because you just made me a footlong.
Your body is Wonderland and I want to be Alice.

This post was edited by Hoffelcopter on 10/22/2011 at 11:11 AM
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19 months ago

Hoffelcopter said...
Hey, do you work at Subway? Because you just made me a footling.

el oh el
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19 months ago

I got worried a little that this thread would die quickly due to it being Saturday. It seems to be doing good though and I will bump it tomorrow if it gets lost tonight.
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

NoVaNoles said...
el oh el

Roff el mfao
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Is that a keg in your pants cause I'd love to tap that
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Don't use this
Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like your face broke your fall
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Don't use this
Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like your face broke your fall
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Dont use this
You dont sweat much for a fat chick, care to dance
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19 months ago

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"You know how I know I'm going to take you home?" "How?" "Because I'm stronger than you."
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

My personal favorite.
"Hey, I lost my teddy bear... Can I sleep with you?"
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19 months ago

You must be from Ireland because my dick is Dublin
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You must be from Ireland because my dick is Dublin
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19 months ago

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle....ill give you a dime if you take your time
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19 months ago

Alot of good ones in here, but in terms of unparalleled success, I have to go with the tried and true: "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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mtreber1 said...
You guys seriously have used these on women?
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19 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

"Hi my name is [insert], I will not rape you"
Heard a really drunk guy actually use that one in a bar at Mississippi State last weekend.
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"Hi my name is [insert], I will not rape you"
Heard a really drunk guy actually use that one in a bar at Mississippi State last weekend.

If that didn't work, I don't know what would.
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19 months ago

You've been a bad girl.
Go to my room.
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I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
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GC4Life709 said...
"Hi my name is [insert], I will not rape you"
Heard a really drunk guy actually use that one in a bar at Mississippi State last weekend.

That'll get your pen1s cut off..
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You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
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Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?
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