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Got stung on the crank today

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So I'm mowing the lawn and got stung like five times. One on the ass, two to thigh, ankle and one right on little devidee.
The thing has swollen up like a m'fer.
Gotta say, now that the initial pain (worst pain ever) has worn off I'm pretty damn pleased with the result.
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2* commit today.
Coach urbs doing work sons'?
11 National Titles | 42 Conference Titles | 3 Heisman Winners | 78 All-Americans | 37 College Hall of Fame Members
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You have no offensive weapons. Hoke doin work sons

This post was edited by PsychG118453 on 7/28/2012 at 8:22 PM
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I heard if you get stung you can pee on it to take the pain away, it's times like that when the SheWee might come in handy.
Here I sit broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
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I typed that post with my johnson. Simply because it's now possible.
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devidee said...
The thing has swollen up like a m'fer.

Paint it black and take pictures. That's how the other side lives.
I am a Buckeye...proof there is a God in Heaven who loves me.
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You have no offensive weapons. Hoke doin work sons

No offensive weapons? Please elaborate. One of the top QBs in the nation, couple of top RBs, and firmly in the lead for arguably the most complete WR in the 2013 class.
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11 months ago

Probably shouldn't try to use a bee's nest as a fleshlight.
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Let's keep this thread focused on my now enormous junk.
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rolBAMAballs said...
Don't tell your wife what happened but let her take advantage of the extra 25% girth

Obviously.
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maize&blue21 said...
One of the top QBs in the nation
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Do you think "top RB" includes the 32nd ranked one.... I sure dont. The APB back you got last year only got offered last minute because you whiffed horribly on everyone else. aaand your only real elite option at receiver is currently taking visits everywhere possible... Right now you have no elite offensive weapons besides Morris. Thats what i meant
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On a serious note that goes along with the theme of this thread. My buddy has a cousin(Both of whom are my neighbors) who actually got devasted by chiggers on his johnson and they said it delivered a similar effect for dang near 3 weeks.
Lebron James is easily the best basketball player in the league currently...
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mpcoan said...

Consensus top 3 QB excluding ESPN.. But nobody takes ESPN recruiting seriously anyways.
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mpcoan said...

Yeah, Shane Morris sucks dick, he's only a 5* and rated the #2 QB.
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maize&blue21 said...
Yeah, Shane Morris sucks dick, he's only a 5* and rated the #2 QB.

I misread the post and thought you were speaking of Denard. I thought only the final thought was recruiting related.
Apologies.
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Do you think "top RB" includes the 32nd ranked one.... I sure dont. The APB back you got last year only got offered last minute because you whiffed horribly on everyone else. aaand your only real elite option at receiver is currently taking visits everywhere possible... Right now you have no elite offensive weapons besides Morris. Thats what i meant

I love how you search all the rankings to find the lowest for the commits. How about we go by 247, because you know, that's the site we're on right now. Deveon Smith is a 250 overall recruit, plus Urbs offered him so that means he is the best ever, and he is the #17 RB in the nation. Isn't bad.
Whiffed horribly? Not really. Michigan landed their top two WR recruits, the OL recruits hurts, but they weren't really needed. I don't see how offering a top 200 RB and landing him can really be a bad thing either.
That elite WR is going to take his visits, but has told the coaches he will end up at Michigan, he just wants to see some other schools because he can't once he is committed to Michigan.
Good luck getting the ball to all those "elite" offensive playmakers behind that shit OL Urbs is assembling.
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mpcoan said...
I misread the post and thought you were speaking of Denard. I thought only the final thought was recruiting related.
Apologies.

Apology accepted.
Denard is a top playmaker, but isn't a great QB by any means. He is dangerous and a hell of a college player though.
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You always use Rivals rankings. 247 is not even close to being on par with them ranking wise, everyone on this site knows that..
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Chickfila sent those bees, because you are one of the gheys.
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So is this thread about Michigan recruiting or this dudes now enormous junk.
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devidee said...
Obviously.

Just think, every frig after this will be a disappointment for her :(
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devidee said...
Obviously.

Just think, every frig after this will be a disappointment for her :(
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Psych*G said...
You always use Rivals rankings. 247 is not even close to being on par with them ranking wise, everyone on this site knows that..

Is that because they dropped Jalin Marshall?
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Rivals is number one in the biz for a reason
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