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"Y'all can go to hell and I'll go to Texas."
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I was in a bar about 2 years ago, and a guy was highly hungover. He told me "Musta been the sleep, because when I went to bed, I felt great"
I now worship him.
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Gopher2son said...
I was in a bar about 2 years ago, and a guy was highly hungover. He told me "Musta been the sleep, because when I went to bed, I felt great"
I now worship him.
SEC SEC SEC!!!
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Gopher2son said...
I was in a bar about 2 years ago, and a guy was highly hungover. He told me "Musta been the sleep, because when I went to bed, I felt great"
I now worship him.

This man is now my idol
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I've always enjoyed and used ....." Do you wanna fvck or do I owe you an apology" qoute when out. Oddly enough, it works 40% of the time.
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Dr.Stache said...
I've always enjoyed and used ....." Do you wanna fvck or do I owe you an apology" qoute when out. Oddly enough, it works 40% of the time.

so 40% of the time it works everytime?
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so 40% of the time it works everytime?

Well played.
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Ichabod said...
so 40% of the time it works everytime?

Exactly
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Drunk guy to the bartender that refused to serve him anymore- " your feet stink and you don't love Jesus!"
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14 months ago

Not in the same category, but for sports quotes one of my favorites is when Bobby Bowden was being interviewed in the late 80's about getting a lifetime contract at FSU. His response was along the lines of "You know there is only about foot difference between a halo and a noose. It doesn't take long for that thing to drop down around your neck". Classic Bobby and very true.
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Vince Lombardi
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Quote by Vince Lombardi: "Gentlemen, we will chase perfection, and we will c..."

49 people liked this quote by Vince Lombardi: 'Gentlemen, we will chase perfection, and we will chase it relentlessly, knowing all the while we can never at...
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Gopher2son said...
I was in a bar about 2 years ago, and a guy was highly hungover. He told me "Musta been the sleep, because when I went to bed, I felt great"
I now worship him.

I don't get it...
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14 months ago

EnterTheOcho said...
I don't get it...

The hangover was from the sleep, not the alcohol.
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14 months ago

senator, i served with jack kenndey,i knew jack kenndey jack kenndey was a friend of mine. senator your no jack kenndey
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Thought this one was fitting for a sports message board...
'Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain; and most fools do...'
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14 months ago

Some old nag to a drunk Churchill: "If I was your wife, I would feed you poison."
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd gladly eat it."

This post was edited by ftlaudcock on 3/26/2012 at 10:20 PM
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"You'd better tie some carosine rags around your ankles so the ants dont crawl up their an eat your candy ass" Dale Earnhardt Sr quote .........RIP #3
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"It's not gonna suck itself."
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"Winning is not everything;it is the only thing". Originally quoted by UCLA football coach Henry Russell Sanders in 1950. Used later by Vince Lombardi.

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bogeyman14 said...
"Winning is not everything;it is the only thing". Originally quoted by UCLA football coach Henry Russell Sanders in 1950. Used later by Vince Lombardi.

Have a shirt that has that written on the back. Definitely a great quote.
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bogeyman14 said...
"Winning is not everything;it is the only thing". Originally quoted by UCLA football coach Henry Russell Sanders in 1950. Used later by Vince Lombardi.

Thats one of my favorites also +1
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pepper11 said...
"It's not gonna suck itself."

haa I bet the ladies love that one at 3 am +1
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"It's not gonna suck itself."

You better get busy then.
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"Normally when I am near someone with a head as grotesque as yours Jeff they thrown in the towel, during your performance I wish I would have bitten my own ears off"
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You better get busy then.
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