The Blue Board

I was changing the inline fuel filter on my truck was on a creeper under it was pulling down on the nut with my wrench and hit myself in the temple with the wrench and was out for around 20 minutes. Woke up to my dad tapping me with his foot sayin get up boy you ain't hurt. I bled like a stuck pig too. It was a puddle of blood under me and the side of my head was covered in blood

I got sucker punched a couple years ago in oxford on halloween by a guy in a cow costume, pretty ridiculous experience/story. He was asking a group of me and my buddies if we had a cigarette and directly asked me if I had one, and after I said no man just get out of here he turned away, but turned back around and clocked me. It didn't knock me out, but did knock me down. One of my friends repayed him the favor, but it made for an interesting start to my weekend.

What does a guy with a Kimber .45 need to jack a car for? Sounds like he should have plenty of money, unless he stole that too haha.

My mom did this with a ketchup bottle. Serious mess

Wasn't me, but in boot camp I saw a kid get knocked smooth out by one of those orange gatorade coolers. Drill instructor was throwing a fit, hurled the empty cooler across the squad bay, and dude was just in the wrong place. He dropped like a rock, DI stopped, looked at him, mumbled something like "get the f@ck up b!tch", and continued his tantrum. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. And I had to attempt not to laugh.

3 times:

1. On the way to a house party when I was 20. In my girls car. A bunch of drunk frat boys are crossing the street and start slapping the hood of her car as they walk by (we were at a light). Me and my 2 friends get out, a little shit talking, and then we all started brawlin. I had a boot on my ankle so I wasnt mobile enough to be fighting. I got a good first shot in on this dude but once he hit me I lost my balance and fell back. As I was trying to get back up he ran over and crushed me in the temple. I was pretty much done after that.

2. Hammered at a Bone Thugs concert a few years ago. There was some dude there wearing a Jamaican looking south park costume. I started clowning him for no reason. Woke up with my head underneath a barstool. The man was standing over me with his mask off. Scary looking dude...dont know why this fool was at a concert with a costume on though.

3. Got in an argument with a Florida fan about Spurrier. He was saying how he hated Spurrier and couldnt believe he went to another SEC school blah blah blah. So it gets pretty heated but we eventually just agreed that it was stupid and dropped it. End of the night my friend who lives right behind the bar we were at invites a handful of people over for an afterparty. The dude I was arguing with and his friend both come over. We're all chillin and everything seems to be cool. After about an hour those 2 leave. 10 min. later the front door opens and the dudes friend walks in and clocks me. I was sitting down on the couch talking to someone on the other side of the room so I didnt even see it coming.

Back in high school I got into a fight with a wrestler and he kept bear hugging me and locking my arms up because I had already bloodied his nose. Then he swept my legs and we both fell back landing on the back of my head. I was out about 10 minutes.

Today they would have medi-vac-ed me to the trauma center back then they dusted me off and sent me to the nurses office for an hour before sending me back to class.

I imagine he stole that too .. Good $900 handgun, I know he didn't buy it.

From my experiences, the short guys always are ready to fight. I have several friends who are bouncers and the short guys are almost always the fighters. Have to watch them for their sucker punches, as well.

While I have never been knocked out from a fight, I was knocked out 2 times playing football. Being a LB, I like to think I gave the hit and judging by the results on my opponents, I would say I gave the hit as well.

my buddy knocked out at florida fan last year at bryant denny. drunk guy comes up to him right after the game and gator chomps him in the face. he punched the guy right in the mouth and he was out cold.

never gator chomp a bama fan

Are you white?
If yes, how did you get so lost?
If no, you were at The Rose weren't you?

I can only imagine. Cheap shots are the worst.

Some tool kicked me at a concert on Saturday. It was a rave esque concert so I didn't want to do anything risking getting shot.

Thing was he was like 5'4, asian, and I am 6'3. I wanted to raise terror on this b!tch.

I've never been in a fight, had a punch thrown at me, or ever threw a punch....i'm the guy who was friends with literally everybody in high school no matter what type of person they were.

I'm almost certain i would get my arse kicked if i ever did fight unless i had serious beer muscles going on and someone had just insulted my mother or something.