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How do you think you'll die?

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15 months ago

loosebelt12 said...
As long as it is with your wife and not the girl you are cheating on your wife with.
Imagine your legacy after that one.

"That dude was a true pimp"
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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15 months ago

Snu-snu
Your = you are. Stupid. You're is possessive hence the apostrophe. Duh. Ro' Tide!
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15 months ago

I'm guessing that autoerotic asphyxiation will probably be the death of me sooner or later.
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15 months ago

Ill prolly try to help the planet with my demise. Maybe a shooting spree at a Walmart or Nascar race, then screaming fvck yo couch to police as I go down in a hail of gunfire
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
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LSU-NoVa said...
During a passionate masturbation session

In my sleep
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Hopefully by snu snu
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15 months ago

Harryberry said...
In my sleep

I am curious why you quoted NoVa? Are you saying you will die of passionate masturbation session while sleeping?
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Aussie said...
I am curious why you quoted NoVa? Are you saying you will die of passionate masturbation session while sleeping?

If so that guy has serious skills
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Aussie said...
I am curious why you quoted NoVa? Are you saying you will die of passionate masturbation session while sleeping?

If I could figure out that talent it sure would make it easier to rub one out with the wife at home. Not to mention it would save time in the mornings, lunch break and evening down time.
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15 months ago

I am not sure how it will happen, but I know when: whenever South Carolina finally plays in the national championship game...it will be the day before that.
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cockengr said...
I am not sure how it will happen, but I know when: whenever South Carolina finally plays in the national championship game...it will be the day before that.

So you are going to live forever? Lucky SOB.
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Aussie said...
I am curious why you quoted NoVa? Are you saying you will die of passionate masturbation session while sleeping?

I mean that wouldn't be a bad way to go
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15 months ago

I hope i die a painless death thats all i worry about
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Aussie said...
So you are going to live forever? Lucky SOB.

I am also a psychic because I predicted this would be one of the first responses! 3 in a row in october!
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cockengr said...
I am also a psychic because I predicted this would be one of the first responses! 3 in a row in october!

You set yourself up for that one. Had to do it.
We will see about that 3 in a row. Probably right right though. We are still a year away.
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15 months ago

Cancer.
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15 months ago

Ichabod said...
Cirrhosis

This.
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15 months ago

SimplyComplex said...
Severe Sumo wrestling incident....

You better start eating, sport.
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mtreber1 said...
This.

Him and billy both
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Harryberry said...
Him and billy both

I'll be way gone before billy
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15 months ago

Talking shit to the wrong person finally! Many have tried (been shot and stabbed) everyone has failed... just haven't found anyone up to the challenge of completing the task...!
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buttesnake said...
You better start eating, sport.

Maybe he meant a Sumo would fall on him
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hopefully in my sleep ...would be the only way to go ..given an option
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BBucksorBeGone8 said...
Maybe he meant a Sumo would fall on him

Definitely a better chance of that.
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15 months ago

A car accident tried to kill me in '09...but apparently I'm a stubborn a$$.
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