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How do you think you'll die?

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15 months ago

boxybrown said...
I'll probably choke on a banana.
My parents will be embarrassed, my friends just disappointed.

practicing no doubt
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15 months ago

again the only way to go is in your sleep
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14 months ago

As much crazy crap as I have lived through, I have a few friends that say I'll never die because anything that can kill me has already failed. My opinion. I think I'll be walking down the road and a bolt from an airplane will fall out of the sky and hit me in the head. Seems about right.
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14 months ago

getting humped to death when i accidentally fall into a vat of horny lesbians.
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14 months ago

gators92487 said...
getting humped to death when i accidentally fall into a vat of horny lesbians.

Can I change my answer to this?
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14 months ago

Yak stampede.
In memory of Tusks.
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14 months ago

gators92487 said...
getting humped to death when i accidentally fall into a vat of horny lesbians.

The only problem with this is that you would die of lack of humping if you fell into a vat of horny lesbians.
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14 months ago

I will probably die from this chick gnawing on my junk.
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buttesnake said...
I will probably die from this chick gnawing on my junk.

Might as well stick your junk in a pencil sharpener
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14 months ago

buttesnake said...
I will probably die from this chick gnawing on my junk.

Holy crap
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Ichabod said...
Might as well stick your junk in a pencil sharpener

Or a Belzian with 2 matches
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14 months ago

Hopefully, peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
And not screaming in terror.
Like his passengers.
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14 months ago

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Community: Troy had a dream it would end t...

From Season 2 Episode 24
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Huddles are for rookies.
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14 months ago

I'd say car crash or ODing.
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14 months ago

Either from boredom between football seasons or stabbed by a grump hater.....
Don't like Rammer Jammer? Probably because you just lost to Bama... Get ready to hear it again... and often...
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14 months ago

in my sleep for sure
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shoeless7777 said...
in my sleep for sure

Not the way to go man
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