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  • Client has been wanting me to stop by her house to pick some things up for a week or so. I was in the neighborhood today, so I swung by, but no one was home. I called to leave a message that I'd been there, to say "Thought I'd just take a shot in the dark....etc"

    What I actually said was "Thought I'd just take a sh&t in the dark..."

    This post was edited by Noah on 6/5/2012 at 7:27 PM

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    TheT12 ●

  • bhiley77 said...

    "Former Client" is how you'll be addressing them IMO.

    You just never know. Maybe she's a dirty sanchez type of girl?

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    TheT12 ●

  • Leave another message to clear up the previous message. Then leave 5-7more messages just to be sure.

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    boxybrown ●

  • bhiley77 said...

    If you get ass out of this, be sure to update the thread.

    I have a sneaking feeling my wife may be a member of 247.

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    TheT12 ●

  • TheT12 said...

    Client has been wanting me to stop by her house to pick some things up for a week or so. I was in the neighborhood today, so I swung by, but no one was home. I called to leave a message that I'd been there, to say "Thought I'd just take a shot in the dark....etc"

    What I actually said was "Thought I'd just take a shit in the dark..."

    Call her back and inform her that you actually like to shit with the light on.

    buttesnake

  • The other day I was calling around looking for a new alarm company for my work since our company wanted $1,400 to repair a ten year old system. I googled alarm companies and start calling for estimates. I called this company, and they transferred me to the sales dept. I told them who I was and where I worked. He said what can I do for you. I told him I was looking for a new company that we were unhappy with our current company. He said, well we are your company. I said huh. He said yeah we changed our name last month, we're your company. I said well shit this akward. He said yeah it is.

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    Sir Mix A Lot ●

  • buttesnake said...

    Call her back and inform her that you actually like to shit with the light on.

    So I can see to wipe?

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    TheT12 ●

  • TheT12 said...

    So I can see to wipe?

    shrug Be sure to remind her that your shit is somewhere on her property.

    buttesnake

  • FL Buckeye said...

    The other day I was calling around looking for a new alarm company for my work since our company wanted $1,400 to repair a ten year old system. I googled alarm companies and start calling for estimates. I called this company, and they transferred me to the sales dept. I told them who I was and where I worked. He said what can I do for you. I told him I was looking for a new company that we were unhappy with our current company. He said, well we are your company. I said huh. He said yeah we changed our name last month, we're your company. I said well shit this akward. He said yeah it is.

    How about I call your alarm company and tell them that you actually want to renew. Meanwhile, you call my client and tell her that I actually shit with the lights on.

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    TheT12 ●

  • buttesnake said...

    Be sure to remind her that your shit is somewhere on her property.

    Porch is the most gentlemanly location.

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    TheT12 ●

  • TheT12 said...

    How about I call your alarm company and tell them that you actually want to renew. Meanwhile, you call my client and tell her that I actually shit with the lights on.

    lol

    buttesnake

  • TheT12 said...

    Porch is the most gentlemanly location.

    Unless she enters through the garage.

    In which case you gotta smear that shit on the garage door.

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    boxybrown ●

  • Just kill her...better than being embarrassed

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    Not guilty y'all got to feel me

    eastcoastghost

  • eastcoastghost said...

    Just kill her...better than being embarrassed

    Yeah, it's probably for the best.

    buttesnake

  • TheT12 said...

    I have a sneaking feeling my wife may be a member of 247.

    she likes to lick things

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    @rpayne2107

    CptAUmerica21

  • aumajorpain said...

    she likes to lick things

    Why do you think I married her?

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    TheT12 ●

  • aumajorpain said...

    she likes to lick things

    There had to be some strong positives to overcome the fact that she's an AU fan.

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  • Couple months ago I was talking to a guy who is a salesman that supplies our company. I walked in to a conversation he and the owner of my company were having about this lady who is another supplier of the company. I commented on what a humungous bitch that lady was and how I couldn't stand her. Unfortunately for me, the lady was his mother.

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    Sir Mix A Lot ●

  • FL Buckeye said...

    Couple months ago I was talking to a guy who is a salesman that supplies our company. I walked in to a conversation he and the owner of my company were having about this lady who is another supplier of the company. I commented on what a humungous bitch that lady was and how I couldn't stand her. Unfortunately for me, the lady was his mother.

    Yeah..you just never know. The problem with being a good salesman is that you develop great relationships with people (good part) that eventually lend you the confidence to talk to them as if they're your drinking buddies (bad part). Sometimes, they even are your drinking buddies, but even the crickets are quiet when you unknowingly call their mother a dragon hoar or something.

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    TheT12 ●

  • TheT12 said...

    There had to be some strong positives to overcome the fact that she's an AU fan.

    I was talking about hiley.

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    @rpayne2107

    CptAUmerica21

  • FL Buckeye said...

    Couple months ago I was talking to a guy who is a salesman that supplies our company. I walked in to a conversation he and the owner of my company were having about this lady who is another supplier of the company. I commented on what a humungous bitch that lady was and how I couldn't stand her. Unfortunately for me, the lady was his mother.

    NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    @rpayne2107

    CptAUmerica21

  • aumajorpain said...

    NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes, and I have to see him once a week. It's just a little akward

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    Sir Mix A Lot ●

  • So the client called me back this morning and had me meet her after lunch for the exchange. She asked em how things were going, etc...mouth seemed a little twitchy, but she never mentioned my message. I got to the house a little later, opened a file and it had a sticky note that said "Some things are just better with the lights on."

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    TheT12 ●

  • This is 100% foolproof, i've seen it done.

    Just happen to be waiting for her in front of her house with your friend Jerry.

    Tell her Jerry needs to use the bathroom.

    When you get inside, and she puts her purse down, Jerry says he no longer needs to go.

    You suggest that she go to the bathroom before you leave, and if she declines, lead her away into the next room under the guise of having to tell her something important in private.

    While you're in the other room, Jerry gets her cell phone and erases the message...But be sure to have a code word like "Tippytoe" that you can call out to Jerry if she starts to head back to the room where Jerry is.

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    ftlaudcock

  • TheT12 said...

    So the client called me back this morning and had me meet her after lunch for the exchange. She asked em how things were going, etc...mouth seemed a little twitchy, but she never mentioned my message. I got to the house a little later, opened a file and it had a sticky note that said "Some things are just better with the lights on."

    You're lying, no way.

    buttesnake

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