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How to Get Out of Jury Duty?

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BS
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Don't register to vote IMO
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Shit your pants.
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Call the DA a racist
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I haven't, ever
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Get pregnant

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Call the DA a racist

Good plan.
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I just didn't show up
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Just show up and be yourself, you won't make the cut.
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Tell them that you believe that if a person was arrested they are more than likely guilty of the crime that they are being accused of committing. They will think you are a biased jury and let you go.
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Oh, nm if you ain't gonna listen

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I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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Be a lawyer.
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elite44 said...
Just show up and be yourself, you won't make the cut.

I'm a 22 year old, white male... I'm getting picked.
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I'm a 22 year old, white male... I'm getting picked.

Be yourself, you'll be fine.
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CptAUmerica21 said...
I'm a 22 year old, white male... I'm getting picked.

Oh, nm if you ain't gonna listen

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I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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Mr Macintosh108311 said...
Tell them that you believe that if a person was arrested they are more than likely guilty of the crime that they are being accused of committing. They will think you are a biased jury and let you go.

Good Idea
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wear a Penn State sweater...
oops wrong trial..
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CptAUmerica21 said...
Good Idea

Just do your civic duty and quit being a baby
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Just do your civic duty and quit being a baby

Seriously. You get paid for it. Not much, but still.
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Either don't vote like me or you can do the John McClain from Die Hard 3
Would post picture but its a little rassis
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Tell them you have school, it works every time
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Tell them you have school, it works every time

It never worked for me. I was called twice, the latter on the day I was supposed to defend my thesis. No dice.
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It never worked for me. I was called twice, the latter on the day I was supposed to defend my thesis. No dice.

Worked twice for me
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Worked twice for me

Lucky you. I guess the letter I wrote wasn't convincing enough.
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Just say you moved out of county.
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