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I am sitting here posting during a wedding

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Does this make me a bad person? It is just so boring if I don't do something I would fall asleep.
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TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.
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Get off your phone and go find yourself a bridesmaid.
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Take a few pictures. Let's see what's going on.
TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.
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Take a few pictures. Let's see what's going on.

I don't want to draw to much attention to myself. Luckily the ceremony is almost over. They better have lots of booze afterwards. I will see if I can sneak a pic. I am at the very back so I can barely see what is going on. I can't believe how many people came to this thing.
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Yes. Now have some drinks and take advantage of all the poon at the wedding.
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Yes pics of bridesmaids. Act like your crying and make the move. If you do not hook up at the reception I will disown our BB friendship.
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huskurz4ever said...
Yes. Now have some drinks and take advantage of all the poon at the wedding.

That's the plan. This was the longest wedding I have ever attended. All the people sitting around me are givinge dirty stares for being on my phone.
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Super Scooter said...
Yes pics of bridesmaids. Act like your crying and make the move. If you do not hook up at the reception I will disown our BB friendship.

I should have specified that this wedding is in Oklahoma. Therefore there are no hot brides maids.
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I should have specified that this wedding is in Oklahoma. Therefore there are no hot brides maids.
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aussiebrew33 said...
I should have specified that this wedding is in Oklahoma. Therefore there are no hot brides maids.

Doesn't matter. There are women and there is alcohol. Make it work.
GO BIG RED
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huskurz4ever said...
Doesn't matter. There are women and there is alcohol. Make it work.

this man knows how to party
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aussiebrew33 said...
I should have specified that this wedding is in Oklahoma. Therefore there are no hot brides maids.

I feel terrible for you... atleast down here at a fatty's wedding she has two hot brides maids for every 4 fat ones.
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aussiebrew33 said...
I should have specified that this wedding is in Oklahoma. Therefore there are no hot brides maids.

Drink till you black out then let your penis take over. It all feels the same inside.
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Super Scooter said...
Drink till you black out then let your penis take over. It all feels the same inside.
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huskurz4ever said...
Doesn't matter. There are women and there is alcohol. Make it work.

This man knows his way around a wedding
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Super Scooter said...
Drink till you black out then let your penis take over. It all feels the same inside.

beauty is only a light switch away..
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COOTERUSC77 said...
beauty is only a light switch away..

Yea but if you black out you won't remember what she looked like. Just make sure you leave before you sober up. Ever heard the term "Whiskey D**k".
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2 years ago

I guess I let you guys down because I didn't bring anything back to the hotel room with me. I am pretty picky when it comes to women. Unless I am being a wing man I have a hard time lowering my standards. There just weren't any attractive women at this wedding.
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