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I drunk hid about $500

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Ichabod said...
Think like drunk you. My drunken decision making is the most baffling brilliance ever

I have been. I even got drunk again yesterday and tried to figure it out. I'm gonna try again tonight too.

This post was edited by Don4AU on 4/16/2012 at 4:39 PM
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Don4AU said...
I have been. I even got drunk again yesterday and tried to figure it out. I'm gonna try again tonight too.

Check old bottles
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Ichabod said...
Check old bottles

Good idea.
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eastcoastghost said...
Probably drunk opened an Etrade account

I do this all the time.
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Has this been resolved or should I check my mail to see if drunk shipped it to me
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LandThieves said...
Has this been resolved or should I check my mail to see if drunk shipped it to me

I still don't know where it is...
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SignalBama said...
An interesting thing I heard the other day though might work. They say that most money has drug residue and smell on it now due to the large use of Marijuana. SO go steal a drug sniffing a dog.

Fecal matter or cocaine residue
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aumajorpain said...
Fecal matter or cocaine residue

Hey do whatever to your money you like man. We don't judge here.... OK we do.
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13 months ago

Ichabod said...
Cigar box, any drawer you may have. Washing machine
I once hid my wallet in my dogs kennel because I drunkenly believed that no one would believe that a dog would have a wallet

Obviously a moron because I upvoted this.
That's awesome.
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SignalBama said...
Hey do whatever to your money you like man. We don't judge here.... OK we do.

90% of US dollars have residue of doo doo and coke.
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Obviously a moron because I upvoted this.
That's awesome.

I prefer drunken fool not moron
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aumajorpain said...
Fecal matter or cocaine residue

Well I only blow down with 100 dollar bills so lick your hundos
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so funny,lol
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aumajorpain said...
90% of US dollars have residue of doo doo and coke.

It isn't the same for all areas though. For example Miami had 100% test rate. Some Areas was as low as 67% in terms of cocaine. If he lives near Auburn I am sure Meth would be a higher residue on the bills.

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Ichabod said...
I prefer drunken fool not moron

Meh, it's your sig but okay....
"I'm obviously a drunken fool because I upvoted that"
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I like to hide money in my wallet. It's always a surprise.
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13 months ago

Found it.

A stranger just gave me $500

The other day a drunk dude wearing an Auburn T-shirt walked up to me and handed me $500. Bought some really cool crap with it as well.
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Found it.
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Ichabod said...
Cigar box, any drawer you may have. Washing machine
I once hid my wallet in my dogs kennel because I drunkenly believed that no one would believe that a dog would have a wallet

I soberly believe that no dog would have a wallet.
Unless you're talking about dawgs, some of them have wallets.
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Hoffelcopter said...
I soberly believe that no dog would have a wallet.
Unless you're talking about dawgs, some of them have wallets.

LOL. This cracked me up. Good stuff.
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I soberly believe that no dog would have a wallet.
Unless you're talking about dawgs, some of them have wallets.

Exactly. With the exception of Goofy, no dog would have a wallet. So why check the kennel?
Oh this is drunk ich now.
Check shoes, socks, pockets, fridge, drawers, washing machine, dryer, kennel, behind tv, medicine cabinet, top of toilet, between clothes in your drawer, pockets of clothes in your drawer/closet, any boxes, video game cases, decorative bottles, books and that's all I have right now. Check back with me later
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Fecal matter or cocaine residue

WTF?
Please explain this. [The first thing].
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I spent two hours searching this morning and couldn't find shit. I am fustrated at this point. And pissed.
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Don4AU said...
I spent two hours searching this morning and couldn't find shit. I am fustrated at this point. And pissed.

Are you looking for shit or your drunk hid $5.
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Exactly. With the exception of Goofy, no dog would have a wallet. So why check the kennel?
Oh this is drunk ich now.
Check shoes, socks, pockets, fridge, drawers, washing machine, dryer, kennel, behind tv, medicine cabinet, top of toilet, between clothes in your drawer, pockets of clothes in your drawer/closet, any boxes, video game cases, decorative bottles, books and that's all I have right now. Check back with me later

Under what circumstance would it be necessary to need to hide your wallet in a kennel? Why are you hiding your wallet at your house anyway? What if the dog eats the wallet?
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