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I have a Bama instructor....

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Need a few things to say to piss them off.
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10 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Not really much you can say right now
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10 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Tell him you saw Saban at a urinal on his tippy toes... and he still couldn't see inside it.

This post was edited by devidee on 8/30/2012 at 11:04 AM
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Tell him our national championships are fake
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luciano 22 said...
Don't do that. He may think you are a queer into short people..

And?
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rolBAMAballs said...
how can i word this....do you like chick fil a?

They make a delicious chicken sandwich. I like mine with extra mayo.
You?
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devidee said...
They make a delicious chicken sandwich. I like mine with extra mayo.

^THIS is a crime against nature.
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luciano 22 said...
More than one instructor?

Just the one.
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devidee said...
Tell him you saw Saban at a urinal on his tippy toes... and he still couldn't see inside it.

It's a woman instructor.
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^THIS is a crime against nature.

Implied face palm.
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10 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

rolBAMAballs said...
Special sauce comes in handy too there at the very end

True.
Gotta have extra napkins though when it gets all over your face.
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devidee said...
Implied face palm.

Maybe that one was too much of a thinker for you.
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rolBAMAballs said...
i know bro...cleanup can be a bitch but all that meat in your mouth at once is worth it

don't neglect the ballz/waffle fries.
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hillbillyzombie said...
Need a few things to say to piss them off.

I am thinking:
1) just speak English. It will surely irritate any English instructor. Them don't like it.
2) War d_mn Eagle
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Do-Rag said...
Maybe that one was too much of a thinker for you.

You went 3rd level, bro. Nice.
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hillbillyzombie said...
It's a woman instructor.

Tell her she sounds like Phyllis from Mulga.
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hillbillyzombie said...
It's a woman instructor.

Ask her if you can hold her teeth
Here I sit broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
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Tell her she reminds you of Tammy.
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
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McSt[]_[]dly said...
Ask her if you can hold her teeth

Yeah, put her teeth in your mouth and eat a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Then call her Gumby before skull-sexing her.

This post was edited by GANoles93 on 8/30/2012 at 2:33 PM
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Cam wasn't paid
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