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12 months ago

RATT said...
You just fvcked up.
Why does she have to be blind again?

Also so I can release into her face and not worry that she couldn't see for a few minutes if I released into her eyes.
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You just fvcked up.
Why does she have to be blind again?

This^ At least let her see what she is cooking...
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aumajorpain said...
She asked what kind of food I liked, how I like my laundry, and my favorite sex positions so she wouldn't displease me. So I wouldn't have to sharia law her ass.

Just send the bitch the flowers.
We have all, at least of us that have been married, bought flowers for less. I would say if she asked you those three things and she's actually into you that it has a chance at least.
P.S. I actually think you like this girl Major. Don't fvck it up or blame the board. This one is one you buddy.
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Also so I can release into her face and not worry that she couldn't see for a few minutes if I released into her eyes.

Wait,
so bitches can see after that? Color me confused.
Nice pickup by the way.

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Wait,
so bitches can see after that? Color me confused.

I'm guessing they can't see after you do that... That's why a blind chick wouldn't care as much. Also she couldn't even give you a look of disappointment. Deaf, Mute, and Blind is the way to go.
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My goal is to do it with a midget though before I'm out of my 20's.
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I'm guessing they can't see after you do that... That's why a blind chick wouldn't care as much. Also she couldn't even give you a look of disappointment. Deaf, Mute, and Blind is the way to go.

C-cup with a fat ass and I wouldn't care in the first place. I agree with you on that one.
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My goal is to do it with a midget though before I'm out of my 20's.

Yeah never gone down that road.
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My goal is to do it with a midget though before I'm out of my 20's.

*cough *cough I hope they serve beer in hell?
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hillbillyzombie said...
*cough *cough I hope they serve beer in hell?

Huh?
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hillbillyzombie said...
*cough *cough I hope they serve beer in hell?

Small people need love too you inconsiderate fvck!!!!
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Yeah never gone down that road.

Haven't either but think it would be fun. You also have something that none of your friends have done. Red heads, Asians, African Americans, Latinos all that but I don't know one friend of mine that has done a midget.
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Haven't either but think it would be fun. You also have something that none of your friends have done. Red heads, Asians, African Americans, Latinos all that but I don't know one friend of mine that has done a midget.

You would have a fvcking story for sure.
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Haven't either but think it would be fun. You also have something that none of your friends have done. Red heads, Asians, African Americans, Latinos all that but I don't know one friend of mine that has done a midget.

What about a girl who is 4'10"? is that still a midget?
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What about a girl who is 4'10"? is that still a midget?

Would be close if your my height.
I say anyone that can blow you without getting on her knees is a midget. Just my honest opinion.
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Y'all are fv(ked up.
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Don4AU said...
Y'all are fv(ked up.

Yeah your new and you should have seen us a year ago.
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What about a girl who is 4'10"? is that still a midget?

I don't think it is but not sure. How small were her hands?
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I don't think it is but not sure. How small were her hands?

If they weren't tiny I'm going to get pissed and I don't know why.
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If they weren't tiny I'm going to get pissed and I don't know why.

If they are tiny and sausage fingered than she probably was. If they were tiny and normal I wouldn't count it but she probably would make your junk look huge.
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RATT said...
Just send the bitch the flowers.
We have all, at least of us that have been married, bought flowers for less. I would say if she asked you those three things and she's actually into you that it has a chance at least.
P.S. I actually think you like this girl Major. Don't fvck it up or blame the board. This one is one you buddy.
Good luck

I think so too... she's getting a breast reduction, which I'm actually cool with for some odd reason.
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Yeah your new and you should have seen us a year ago.

Lol i wouldn't say i'm new....i'm just sayin....
Very entertaining, though.
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Would be close if your my height.
I say anyone that can blow you without getting on her knees is a midget. Just my honest opinion.

Well I am 6'3" so she was a great deal shorter than I am..
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I think so too... she's getting a breast reduction, which I'm actually cool with for some odd reason.

You must be gay.
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kitemac said...
You must be gay.

Im the other guy on the board that would give it to Kristen Stewart... shut up
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