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Super Scooter said...
Why is he not showing up??? Everyone start PMing him

This will work.
Hey restart. Wisconsin Balls >>> Bama Balls and Bullima teabags Saban's Wife.
That should get him started. (Sorry to any sane Bama fan)
Maybe a serious question would work.
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How come Mexicans can hold hot plates but we can't? Do they have super powers?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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CAD, do you prefer baby oil, peanut oil, vegetable oil, or anal oil to lube yourself
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Why hasn't this guy shown up yet?
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Dutch2 said...
Why hasn't this guy shown up yet?

He's scared
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He's scared

Obviously. Haha, I hope he does though.
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Dutch2 said...
Obviously. Haha, I hope he does though.

PM him
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Super Scooter said...
PM him

Just did.
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Dutch2 said...
Why hasn't this guy shown up yet?

This is getting ri-goddamn-diculous!
We need answers!
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Fail.
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Fail.

This.
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Super Scooter said...
Question 1) How will bama fair against Michigan to open the season?

38- 6 Bama. Denard will be George Jeffersonized. Next question.
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Super Scooter said...
CAD, do you prefer baby oil, peanut oil, vegetable oil, or anal oil to lube yourself

Please don't bring your peculiar coon-ass rituals of self-loving onto this board. Next question.
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Dutch2 said...
Why hasn't this guy shown up yet?

I just saw the thread. I didn't know I was this popular. It's a major award; I feel like it is, anyway. When does my leg lamp arrive?

This post was edited by CtrlAltDel on 7/5/2012 at 11:56 PM
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Gary Dodson said...
How come Mexicans can hold hot plates but we can't? Do they have super powers?

Mexicans are short and the heat dissipates much quicker than with normal people. This is why they can live for weeks at a time on nothing but Jalepeno peppers and dirt.
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I just saw the thread. I didn't know I was this popular. It's a major award; I feel like it is, anyway. When does my leg lamp arrive?

Welcome.
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CtrlAltDel said...
I just saw the thread. I didn't know I was this popular. It's a major award; I feel like it is, anyway. When does my leg lamp arrive?

I love the leg lamp.. I actually have a replica from the movie.
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Welcome.

I can only answer 3 more questions tonight. My oracle powers are not inexhaustible; I have to recharge just like any winner of message boards.
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Fail.

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CtrlAltDel, give me your honest opinion of how you think the SEC West shakes out.
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Related question.... have you found any pictures of Saban shirtless or are you good with fully clothed pics?
Also, how do you feel about Spurrier's manboobs?

I want you to know that I have nightmares about Chizik's toothless, gaping maw completely encasing one of Tuberville's Dumbo ears and they make ear/mouth love to one another. That's messed up. Thanks a lot, auNecks.
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I want you to know that I have nightmares about Chizik's toothless, gaping maw completely encasing one of Tuberville's Dumbo ears and they make ear/mouth love to one another. That's messed up. Thanks a lot, auNecks.
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