The Blue Board

No worries. I'll teach you bammers about the way of life. When you want a clean and classy football program and school holla at me.

Aren't all Gumps related one way or another?

What city?

When I was in skool, Kroger dominated the state. Sucked.

I feel bad for people who don't live in an area with a Publix. Must suck.

I agree. They dont know what they are missing. I love their Seafood and Sushi sections as well as their Beer Selections.

Yeah, it's true. Cousins make dozens.

Kite - meant to tell you - if you go buffalo tenders, get them to sprinkle in a few blue cheese crumbles. It'll setcha free.

Think I'm going with it. The tenders are warm though right? You get it pressed?

Yes the tenders are warm. I recommend getting it butter pressed

Oh man that sounds dank. I'll have to try that next time.

There's just nothing better than a really good sandwich to me. The workers at subway, publix etc probably hate me because i get so much different ish on there.

I was just naming a few places to make a point, Frank. No need to celebrate.

They put a little bit of butter on the outside of the sub roll and put it in the press machine

chicken tenders, green peppers, jalepenos, onions, and honey mustard. Just might go get tonight!

So it's not your fault...

Apparently I live in the only place that's a rich neighborhood that is liberal in Alabama... I guess they've decided to do charity work and give all the special people jobs at the local Publix. No crumbled blue cheese. I asked she says we don't have any... I thought to myself damn bitch well get you fat ass to get me some. I instead held my tongue. I told her to press it for me. She tells me they don't have the machine because they are remodeling. I ask well when is this remodel done. She says about six months. I laugh at her and tell her she needs to step up her game and walk away sandwich in hand. I get to the cashier after picking up some chips. 10.45 was the total... I give her eleven. Apparently they didn't teach this special person how to count titty bills (went to the strip club so I had some titty bills). She goes ahead and counts it three different times and had to seperate it into a set of five titty bills stacks. Get home eat my sandwich and the chicken is room temperature basically. Seemed like it would have been awesome though if my neighborhood wasn't full of giving rich people...

Edit: Kitemac: Stop cussing or I will bann you