-
kitemac said...
So it's not your fault...
Apparently I live in the only place that's a rich neighborhood that is liberal in Alabama... I guess they've decided to do charity work and give all the special people jobs at the local Publix. No crumbled blue cheese. I asked she says we don't have any... I thought to myself damn bitch well get you fat ass to get me some. I instead held my tongue. I told her to press it for me. She tells me they don't have the machine because they are remodeling. I ask well when is this remodel done. She says about six months. I laugh at her and tell her she needs to step up her fucking game and walk away sandwich in hand. I get to the cashier after picking up some chips. 10.45 was the total... I give her eleven. Apparently they didn't teach this special person how to count titty bills (went to the strip club so I had some titty bills). She goes ahead and counts it three different times and had to seperate it into a set of five titty bills stacks. Get home eat my sandwich and the chicken is room temperature basically. Seemed like it would have been awesome though if my neighborhood wasn't full of giving rich people...
Not guilty y'all got to feel me
eastcoastghost
- 5 stars Rating: 83
1604 votes total - Back-up
- (4041)
- 26 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
-
kitemac said...
So it's not your fault...
Apparently I live in the only place that's a rich neighborhood that is liberal in Alabama... I guess they've decided to do charity work and give all the special people jobs at the local Publix. No crumbled blue cheese. I asked she says we don't have any... I thought to myself damn bitch well get you fat ass to get me some. I instead held my tongue. I told her to press it for me. She tells me they don't have the machine because they are remodeling. I ask well when is this remodel done. She says about six months. I laugh at her and tell her she needs to step up her fucking game and walk away sandwich in hand. I get to the cashier after picking up some chips. 10.45 was the total... I give her eleven. Apparently they didn't teach this special person how to count titty bills (went to the strip club so I had some titty bills). She goes ahead and counts it three different times and had to seperate it into a set of five titty bills stacks. Get home eat my sandwich and the chicken is room temperature basically. Seemed like it would have been awesome though if my neighborhood wasn't full of giving rich people...
LOSNOLES
- 5 stars Rating: 93
9915 votes total - Heisman
- (27000)
- 29 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
-
kitemac said...
So it's not your fault...
Apparently I live in the only place that's a rich neighborhood that is liberal in Alabama... I guess they've decided to do charity work and give all the special people jobs at the local Publix. No crumbled blue cheese. I asked she says we don't have any... I thought to myself damn bitch well get you fat ass to get me some. I instead held my tongue. I told her to press it for me. She tells me they don't have the machine because they are remodeling. I ask well when is this remodel done. She says about six months. I laugh at her and tell her she needs to step up her
game and walk away sandwich in hand. I get to the cashier after picking up some chips. 10.45 was the total... I give her eleven. Apparently they didn't teach this special person how to count titty bills (went to the strip club so I had some titty bills). She goes ahead and counts it three different times and had to seperate it into a set of five titty bills stacks. Get home eat my sandwich and the chicken is room temperature basically. Seemed like it would have been awesome though if my neighborhood wasn't full of giving rich people...
Edit: Kitemac: Stop cussing or I will bann you
kitemac
- 4 stars Rating: 77
4570 votes total - tBB & tBG Moderator Oppressor Problem Solver
- All American
- (17835)
- 27 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
-
92DT ●
- 5 stars Rating: 88
9272 votes total - 3-peat is comin'
- Redshirt
- (3963)
- 27 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
-
downlowdawg said...
12 inch lap hog - Wheat - Ultimate Boar's head - Spicy brown mustard - Chipolte Mayo - Double Aged Boar's head swiss - lettuce - pickles - banana peppers - a dash of oil/vin
ps: you're a SOB for having this thread at 10am
your mother's favorite poster.
downlowdawg
- 5 stars Rating: 97
5196 votes total - First Team All-American
- Starter
- (6196)
- 17 months
- Send Message
- Follow User
- Ignore User
- Post a New Topic
- Back to Topics
- « Previous Topic
- Next Topic »
- Boards ▾
- Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Refresh
ITT your goto Publix sub