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If you could be any other ethnicity

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Other than your own right now, what would you be? And why?
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Japanese so I can make sushi, know kung fu, be great at sodoku, and only be scared of Godzilla
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Super Scooter said...
Japanese so I can make sushi, know kung fu, be great at sodoku, and only be scared of Godzilla

Or you just wanna get into their freaky porn...
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Japanese so I can make sushi, know kung fu, be great at sodoku, and only be scared of Godzilla
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Somoan for sure. I would grow my hair out like they do and play football.
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13 months ago

Super Scooter said...
Japanese so I can make sushi, know kung fu, be great at sodoku, and only be scared of Godzilla

Then you would have a small penis.
Hey Trojans, LSU's 74 are better than your 75.
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Italian.. Live in Italy, mess with Italian chicks, good food.. American girls want u too.
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Cuban because of the food.
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13 months ago

id be black so i could play in the NBA
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I'd want to be black so I could have an even bigger weiner.
Or Latino so I could always be assumed to be Mexican.
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Or white Latino so I could confuse the fvck out of people like Zimmerman.
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A few people are confusing ethnicity and nationality IMO...
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Mr. Blonde said...
A few people are confusing ethnicity and nationality IMO...

Nahh man. They're pretty much the same thing.
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BamaLivesFootba said...
Nahh man. They're pretty much the same thing.

Oh...In that case I wanna be Australian. Accent would have me swimming in poon...
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13 months ago

Louis CK said it best.
"Oh god I love being white I really do ... I’m not saying that white people are better. I’m saying that being white is clearly better. Who could even argue. If it was an option I would re-up every year, oh ya, I’ll take white again absolutely. I’ve been enjoying that, I’ll stick with the white, thank you. "
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