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If you were a woman...

  • The same thing I do now. Go to bars, get drunk and make out with chicks. Except I wouldn't have to pay for drinks! toot

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    cash014

  • Never have sex with anyone who's ever posted on this board.

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    Looks like another perfect day.

    Under Review

  • Under Review said...

    Never have sex with anyone who's ever posted on this board.

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    NoVaNoles

  • cash014 said...

    The same thing I do now. Go to bars, get drunk and make out with chicks. Except I wouldn't have to pay for drinks! toot

    Winner!!

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    Don't like Rammer Jammer? Probably because you just lost to Bama... Get ready to hear it again... and often...

    dbamafan

  • two words, multiple orgasms

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  • T I G E R said...

    what would you do?

    loveface

    Catch VD & spread it amongst the Barn faithful.

    Man_A _War

  • I'll tell you what I'd do man... Two other chicks at the same time.

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  • GoingLightBarny said...

    you have anuslike sleef off wissert?

    I bet you would love sucking caak too.

    Jadaway

  • InTresslWeTrust said...

    two words, multiple orgasms

    Underrated post

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  • Jadaway said...

    I bet you would love sucking caak too.

    always nice to have some homeboard hiding homo come by and think we are all like him

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  • I would do that ping pong ball trick... with volleyballs

    donjuanmc

  • So many options. My personal top 10:

    1. Get breast implants and never leave the house.
    2. Marry a rich dude, take over his closets, and decorate his house w/ no thought as to what he may like.
    3. Constantly tell people, "I just want a sweet, funny guy", but only date losers with anger issues.
    4. Never buy beer again, because all drinks are now free (refer to #1).
    5. Get an attitude with someone in line at Wal-Mart and snap my fingers at them.
    6. Try a different diet weekly, eat tons of chocolate, and wonder why I'm not losing any weight.
    7. Have a girls night out and c*** block anyone that tries to hit on my friends.
    8. Live on Female Standard Time (FST). It is approx 25 minutes behind all other time standards.
    9. Confuse Magic Johnson and Dwight Howard... because Dwight Howard plays for the Magic (yes, this actually happened last week).
    10. Wear tight shirts that show off my belly roll when I have no business wearing anything tight.

    VegasTide

  • GoingLightBarny said...

    always nice to have some homeboard hiding homo come by and think we are all like him

    Don't speak for the board like you are king chit. I call it like I see it. Your first response is to accommodate tons of dick. That never crossed my mind when reading the op. you are a closet homo. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    And wtf are u talking about home board hiding. Noles are my team. I don't see anyone else's home sites. Go to hell pansy boy.

    Jadaway

  • Jadaway said...

    Don't speak for the board like you are king chit. I call it like I see it. Your first response is to accommodate tons of dick. That never crossed my mind when reading the op. you are a closet homo. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    And wtf are u talking about home board hiding. Noles are my team. I don't see anyone else's home sites. Go to hell pansy boy.

    catfight

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  • Jadaway said...

    Don't speak for the board like you are king chit. I call it like I see it. Your first response is to accommodate tons of dick. That never crossed my mind when reading the op. you are a closet homo. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    And wtf are u talking about home board hiding. Noles are my team. I don't see anyone else's home sites. Go to hell pansy boy.

    Ha ha ha ha... You had to be a mole... What the fffk is in floida's water makes you all so gay?

    If i were a woman, would i be gay having secks with a man or a woman? Now, don't think about your dads when you answer, and don't think about all your homo moles fans, cuz we all know about they faggotry...

    Just think... If you were a man, who would you fffk?

    Then go reread what you obviously can't do, which is fine, since most moles fags can't

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  • Would you date yourself as a guy if you were a woman?

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  • T I G E R said...

    Would you date yourself as a guy if you were a woman?

    hell yeah...i'm a badass

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    Lefty4UA

  • T I G E R said...

    Would you date yourself as a guy if you were a woman?

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  • GoingLightBarny said...

    Ha ha ha ha... You had to be a mole... What the fffk is in floida's water makes you all so gay?

    If i were a woman, would i be gay having secks with a man or a woman? Now, don't think about your dads when you answer, and don't think about all your homo moles fans, cuz we all know about they faggotry...

    Just think... If you were a man, who would you fffk?

    Then go reread what you obviously can't do, which is fine, since most moles fags can't

    Justify it however you want too. You still said you wanted to cram as many caaks into you face and puss that would leave you with a wizards sleeve. There were tons of great alternative answers but you chose to desire penis and lots of em. That shows me you're a little light in the loafers ther goinglight.

    Barny....does that make you an Auburn fan? Noles are not a gay fan base. The guys know all about the 60/40 split women to men. You don't go to FSU looking for dick. You go to UF where the ratio is flipped if you want that.

    Now go to sleep and dream about being a chick and getting slammed by huge caaks all night. You mom doesn't like you staying up late on the computer.

    Jadaway

  • Jadaway said...

    Justify it however you want too. You still said you wanted to cram as many caaks into you face and puss that would leave you with a wizards sleeve. There were tons of great alternative answers but you chose to desire penis and lots of em. That shows me you're a little light in the loafers ther goinglight.

    Barny....does that make you an Auburn fan? Noles are not a gay fan base. The guys know all about the 60/40 split women to men. You don't go to FSU looking for dick. You go to UF where the ratio is flipped if you want that.

    Now go to sleep and dream about being a chick and getting slammed by huge caaks all night. You mom doesn't like you staying up late on the computer.

    That wasn't Barny! I was the one who said that. Anyone who says they wouldnt probably be heterosexual if they were a woman is lying anyways.

    This post was edited by BamaLivesFootba on 3/15/2012 at 9:42 PM

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  • BamaLivesFootba said...

    Leave Barny alone! I was the one who said that. Anyone who says they wouldnt probably be heterosexual if they were a woman is lying anyways.

    Just because you want to be pounded by multiple guys at once doesn't mean we do.

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  • BamaLivesFootba said...

    That wasn't Barny! I was the one who said that. Anyone who says they wouldnt probably be heterosexual if they were a woman is lying anyways.

    You weren't supposed too tell his dumb ass that!

    I bet he still ain't caught my Kay post...

    Fsu fans suck so bad at reading they prolly end up at USF games

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  • VegasTide said...

    So many options. My personal top 10:

    1. Get breast implants and never leave the house. 2. Marry a rich dude, take over his closets, and decorate his house w/ no thought as to what he may like. 3. Constantly tell people, "I just want a sweet, funny guy", but only date losers with anger issues. 4. Never buy beer again, because all drinks are now free (refer to #1). 5. Get an attitude with someone in line at Wal-Mart and snap my fingers at them. 6. Try a different diet weekly, eat tons of chocolate, and wonder why I'm not losing any weight. 7. Have a girls night out and c*** block anyone that tries to hit on my friends. 8. Live on Female Standard Time (FST). It is approx 25 minutes behind all other time standards. 9. Confuse Magic Johnson and Dwight Howard... because Dwight Howard plays for the Magic (yes, this actually happened last week). 10. Wear tight shirts that show off my belly roll when I have no business wearing anything tight.

    11. Walk up to the biggest UFC looking MFer and start talking crap to him about how my bf can beat you up...

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  • kitemac said...

    Just because you want to be pounded by multiple guys at once doesn't mean we do.

    If I was a girl...

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  • GoingLightBarny said...

    Fsu fans suck so bad at reading they prolly end up at USF games

    panic

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