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Is it fruit.....

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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

If your old lady sticks a finger in your butt while jerking you off
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4 months ago

LScootU said...
If your old lady sticks a finger in your butt while jerking you off

Nah, You're good.
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Milk the prostate.
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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Probably should lay off the strawberry flavored beer brah, takin this whole fruity thing a little far
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4 months ago

I actually have a buddy that likes it when his woman does shit like that.
I have personally threatened to punch a girl in the face for trying. I've had a prostate exam and it certainly wasn't pleasurable. To each their own though.
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What about a cue-tip in the dick hole
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4 months ago

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If your old lady sticks a finger in your butt while jerking you off

Bro my wife is a RN and she got called in last night cause this dudes wife got a pvc pipe stuck up his ass. They had to cut his stomach open and take it out that way.
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4 months ago

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What about a cue-tip in the dick hole

Safety pin imo.
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What about a cue-tip in the dick hole

That sounds quite painful.
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RATT said...
That sounds quite painful.

Try it, it's great
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Try it, it's great

I'll take your word for it.
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If you have a finger in the stink you've had too much to drink
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4 months ago

It's only gay if you are thinking of a man while it is happening. By that same token, if a woman does you in the stink with a strap on it is anal sex, not gay sex. Gay happens when you are thinking of men or doing it with men.
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By that same token, if a woman does you in the stink with a strap on it is anal sex, not gay sex.
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Thanks guys for clearing this up
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