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Just got a text from my daughter in college.

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12 months ago

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12 months ago

Thread just took quite the interesting turn.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Trolling now. What's BSU?
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12 months ago

Bump for some exponentially unlikely chance that this shit gets real
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Trolling now. What's BSU?

Boise State?
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12 months ago

gobigblue21 said...
This guy is pretty out of touch. Listen, from someone who is in college, consider yourself lucky your daughter is actually studying and giving a shit about her classes. Would you rather be the dad with the daughter whose "only" getting an A in her meaningless bullshit class or the dad whose daughter is doing naked keg stands and getting eifle towered down at the baseball house? But then again, maybe you're both. I wouldn't know for sure until you removed the stick from your ass and showed us some pics.
When your daughter is being discharged from her third stint in rehab after resorting to a life of drug use to ease the hurt of getting no love from daddy, and you wanna blame someone, look in the freakin mirror. This ain't 1954 bro, that Ward Cleaver approach to parenting isn't the way to go.

She was studying Ocho's penis
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OH SNAP. SHITS GETTING REAL

No, I'm just asking for more info. If she's skipping class and was out partying last night instead of studying, I'm going to put a foot in her ass.
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12 months ago

Uncle DP said...
No, I'm just asking for more info. If she's skipping class and was out partying last night instead of studying, I'm going to put a foot in her ass.

sounds like she had something else in her ass.
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12 months ago

aumajorpain said...
sounds like she had something else in her ass.
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12 months ago

Uncle DP said...
No, I'm just asking for more info. If she's skipping class and was out partying last night instead of studying, I'm going to put a foot in her ass.

so not only do you not care about her doing well, and it pisses you to spend money on her education, but now you also abuse her? yes sir, Dad of the year.....
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12 months ago

aumajorpain said...

is that her webcam video?
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Dawg E. Style said...
so not only do you not care about her doing well, and it pisses you to spend money on her education, but now you also abuse her? yes sir, Dad of the year.....

that'd be some kinky porn
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Uncle DP said...
No, I'm just asking for more info. If she's skipping class and was out partying last night instead of studying, I'm going to put a foot in her ass.

God you're a dumbass. If she just took a final, this is the key word, then she doesn't have any class right now
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Sometimes they say don't feed the trolls, but in this case hilarity ensued.

This post was edited by Gary Dodson on 5/8/2012 at 6:09 PM
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Nolein3D said...
is that her webcam video?

lol
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God you're a dumbass. If she just took a final, this is the key word, then she doesn't have any class right now

She has more finals, just not geography finals.
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12 months ago

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She has more finals, just not geography finals.

Did you ask her how her male anatomy final was
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Did you ask her how her male anatomy final was
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I gave her a B. She forgot to work the balls
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Ichabod said...
I gave her a B. She forgot to work the balls

I taught her that, I hate when they squeeze cause I peed in her face
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I gave her a B. She forgot to work the balls
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She has more finals, just not geography finals.

Pics or GTFO
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12 months ago

Wait, so how did this guy know his daughter went to BSU? Lucky guess? Or are they both trolling us?
This is Michigan, fergodsakes.
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Never Lose Hoke said...
Wait, so how did this guy know his daughter went to BSU? Lucky guess? Or are they both trolling us?

he fudged her fudge hole
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he fudged her fudge hole

That doesn't make sense though, she was with me all night.
This is Michigan, fergodsakes.
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