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15 months ago

Saw a daddy long legs in basement. Got to thinking about the story they had the most powerful venom of all spiders but fangs were too short to penetrate human skin. Was thinking about cross breeding them with another species with bigger fangs and putting in my ex wife's shoes. Found out its all a myth, need a better idea now
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15 months ago

If I knew you weren't serious, I'd have suggestions.
As it is, I'd rather not be an accessory to murder.
That being said, good luck.
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If I knew you weren't serious, I'd have suggestions.
As it is, I'd rather not be an accessory to murder.
That being said, good luck.

would have been hard to convict me if she got bitten by a mutant crossbred spider. Thought it was very devious, even brilliant
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I can't tell you how many stupid myths like that I heard growing up that I actually believed. I think our kids won't have to worry about this because they'll have google.
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would have been hard to convict me if she got bitten by a mutant crossbred spider. Thought it was very devious, even brilliant

Hope you don't have a kid that lives with her. If the spider would have crawled out of her shoe and bit your kid, your idea would have been very stupid, even retarded.
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would have been hard to convict me if she got bitten by a mutant crossbred spider. Thought it was very devious, even brilliant

Nah you told us you were doing it.
Don't you think the first place they would look for information about a heretofore undiscovered cross breed of spiders would be 247sports, where you have an account?
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TalHawkins112 said...
Nah you told us you were doing it.
Don't you think the first place they would look for information about a heretofore undiscovered cross breed of spiders would be 247sports, where you have an account?

I've dated the same chick for six years. We will probably get married one day. Is this what's gonna happen to me?
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I've dated the same chick for six years. We will probably get married one day. Is this what's gonna happen to me?

Are you eventually going to be divorced and coming up with far too elaborate plans to kill her?
Not necessarily.
I've been dating the same chick for 3 years and will probably eventually marry her. Dunno though.
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15 months ago

More than likely.
"Quit trying to make a play and do your job!"
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More than likely.

undoubtably. So lets brainstorm
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I've dated the same chick for six years. We will probably get married one day. Is this what's gonna happen to me?

If you believe the statistics about a 50-50 chance. I'm also married so I have no room to talk. Hopefully it doesn't happen to me but we've only been married for three years. Women aren't very receptive to the "What would marriage change in our relationship" argument. Believe me, I tried.
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15 months ago

Seems as good a place as any to post this.

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15 months ago

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would have been hard to convict me if she got bitten by a mutant crossbred spider. Thought it was very devious, even brilliant

Until you posted it
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