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My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy...

  • because I bitched about what kind of TP she got me. Every time she's about to come over she asks, "Do you need anything. I'm about to come over." I said, "Just some toilet paper." She comes in and places a grocery bag on the counter. I reach in and pull out the toilet paper: Great Value Ultra Strong. WTF?! I immediately begin to trip out. This bitch knows I ONLY use Charmin (red label). I understand saving money on other things: trash bags, generic cereal, and even paper towels. But god dammit don't skip out on the freakin TP!

    Her reasoning: She just figured that she would save me a little bit of money. "It says it's comparable to Charmin." I was like, "Well Hyundai says they're comparable to Toyota. And well all know that shit is a lie." She said, "Great Value TP isn't that bad. It's actually pretty good. I use it." I reply, "Great fvcking Value? I'm gonna have a great value of disgust if I wipe my ass and break through this cheap ass paper."

    I haven't tested it out yet. Will update later on.

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    wps88 ●

  • huh

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    "A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."

    BamaLivesFootba

  • If you didn't say what kind to get, it's your fault.

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    TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

    Mr Perfect

  • Bo Knows said...

    If you didn't say what kind to get, it's your fault.

    She knows what I use. We've been together for four years haha. She uses it all every time she comes over. I swear she pees every hour.

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    wps88 ●

  • Quit your crying.

    If TP is your biggest concern then your doing fine. I fell in love with a woman on this board and for her sake just let her go. I would say toilet paper is something you can deal with.

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    RATT

  • You are so cool and such a badass.

    I bet this relationship lasts forever. I mean, its not like u get mad easily or anything.

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    Danielle Hunter, Jamario Rasco, Anthony FREAK Johnson.. DL wrecking crew of 2013.

    Lesticals

  • Lesticals said...

    You are so cool and such a badass.

    I bet this relationship lasts forever. I mean, its not like u get mad easily or anything.

    Some of you guys are no fun. BTW I just tested it. It's actually pretty nice. One point to the gf.

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    wps88 ●

  • Lesticals said...

    You are so cool and such a badass.

    I bet this relationship lasts forever. I mean, its not like u get mad easily or anything.

    Some of the stuff people bitch about on this board makes no fvcking sense.

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    RATT

  • If you're at the point in your relationship where you've been together four years and you're arguing about TP, you're ready to get married.

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    thejumper5 ●

  • thejumper5 said...

    If you're at the point in your relationship where you've been together four years and you're arguing about TP, you're ready to get married.

    We're definitely getting close. All blue boarders will be invited. Big Catholic wedding so you know there's gonna be tons of alcohol: open bar and kegs.

    This post was edited by wps88 on 5/12/2012 at 4:08 AM

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    wps88 ●

  • wps88 said...

    We're definitely getting close. All blue boarders will be invited. Big Catholic wedding so you know there's gonna be tons of alcohol: open bar and kegs.

    Well congratulations on that my man

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    RATT

  • RATT said...

    Quit your crying.

    If TP is your biggest concern then your doing fine. I fell in love with a woman on this board and for her sake just let her go. I would say toilet paper is something you can deal with.

    But I called dibs. Therefore you have to stand down

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    Ichabod

  • wps88 said...

    We're definitely getting close. All blue boarders will be invited. Big Catholic wedding so you know there's gonna be tons of alcohol: open bar and kegs.

    As long as I get to assert my right of prima nocta , I'm all in.

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    "A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."

    BamaLivesFootba

  • Ichabod said...

    But I called dibs. Therefore you have to stand down

    You know me better mother fvcker but she's all yours to fight for now. Treat her wrong and it will get ugly but she deserves better than me. Sorry for getting mad at you Ich but I did fall in love with her.

    This post was edited by RATT on 5/12/2012 at 4:18 AM

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    RATT

  • BamaLivesFootba said...

    As long as I get to assert my right of prima nocta , I'm all in.

    You like blondes, green eyes, and fake boobs?

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    wps88 ●

  • wps88 said...

    You like blondes, green eyes, and fake boobs?

    Is this a serious question?

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    RATT

  • RATT said...

    Is this a serious question?

    My exact thoughts.

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    "A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."

    BamaLivesFootba

  • RATT said...

    Is this a serious question?

    I'm never serious on the internetz.

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    wps88 ●

  • wps88 said...

    She knows what I use. We've been together for four years haha. She uses it all every time she comes over. I swear she pees every hour.

    Wow, how dare she. You sound like a complete "Tool" why is she with you? She imattractive, fat, emotional wreck, maybe she was raped by her a$$hole daddy. Best thing for her would be to flush you down the toilet with your chitty TP. You just set men back 20 years.

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    star69

  • RATT said...

    You know me better mother fvcker but she's all yours to fight for now. Treat her wrong and it will get ugly but she deserves better than me. Sorry for getting mad at you Ich but I did fall in love with her.

    You love me more

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    Ichabod

  • wps88 said...

    You like blondes, green eyes, and fake boobs?

    Can you not be a faggot?

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    Ichabod

  • RATT said...

    You know me better mother fvcker but she's all yours to fight for now. Treat her wrong and it will get ugly but she deserves better than me. Sorry for getting mad at you Ich but I did fall in love with her.

    To be fair, I'm extremely drunk and don't know what's happening right now

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    Ichabod

  • OP was funny. This board needs an enima.

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    AUVTM ●

  • wps88 said...

    because I bitched about what kind of TP she got me. Every time she's about to come over she asks, "Do you need anything. I'm about to come over." I said, "Just some toilet paper." She comes in and places a grocery bag on the counter. I reach in and pull out the toilet paper: Great Value Ultra Strong. WTF?! I immediately begin to trip out. This bitch knows I ONLY use Charmin (red label). I understand saving money on other things: trash bags, generic cereal, and even paper towels. But god dammit don't skip out on the freakin TP!

    Her reasoning: She just figured that she would save me a little bit of money. "It says it's comparable to Charmin." I was like, "Well Hyundai says they're comparable to Toyota. And well all know that shit is a lie." She said, "Great Value TP isn't that bad. It's actually pretty good. I use it." I reply, "Great fvcking Value? I'm gonna have a great value of disgust if I wipe my ass and break through this cheap ass paper."

    I haven't tested it out yet. Will update later on.

    Should have killed her and ate her liver with some farving beans. You're worthless and weak.

    VTSmitty ●

  • wps88 said...

    She knows what I use. We've been together for four years haha. She uses it all every time she comes over. I swear she pees every hour.

    Get her a litter box.

    buttesnake ●

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