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My wife is crying

  • Aussie said...

    Leave the room.

    Aussie doesn't hang out with girls much... that's the worst thing you can do. She looks to you as an anchor in her life and leaving gives het the notion that when things get rough, you'll leave.

    Hope you weren't a dumbass by leaving. If you did, you'll hear about it for years.

    #realmantalk

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  • aumajorpain said...

    Aussie doesn't hang out with girls much... that's the worst thing you can do. She looks to you as an anchor in her life and leaving gives het the notion that when things get rough, you'll leave.

    Hope you weren't a dumbass by leaving. If you did, you'll hear about it for years.

    #realmantalk

    Did you pull the anal beads out slowly our like you were starting a lawn mower?

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  • Tell her your going to give her something to cry about. Always works but only if you actually back it up.

    TXBammer

  • After my experience tonight it's obvious the OP pulled some beads out a little too quickly. Live and learn, OP. Live and learn.

    DonkeyPuncher

  • ilovelamp51 said...

    Take your own advice. You've tried this joke a dozen times now & it still isn't funny....

    Anal beads.... see that is funny because they go in your anus..... Amirite?

    Just doing my best to help the guy out. More than you're doing.

    DonkeyPuncher

  • aumajorpain said...

    Aussie doesn't hang out with girls much... that's the worst thing you can do. She looks to you as an anchor in her life and leaving gives het the notion that when things get rough, you'll leave.

    Hope you weren't a dumbass by leaving. If you did, you'll hear about it for years.

    #realmantalk

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  • Did the cunt punt work??

    LScootU

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    right now. What should I do?

    whip IT OUT

    GOMBO

  • Super Scooter said...

    Did the cunt punt work??

    That could possibly be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Thank you.

    RubberBandCock ●

  • Well I'm alive. Crazy women. She was upset b/c when she came home I was on the back patio pretty hammered. This after I told her before she left to go shopping that I was going to enjoy my day off and get hammered. I had cut up some cod, made shrimp cocktail and was ready for a nice dinner. It wasn't like I was passed out or pissed myself. I was drunk but functional. So I had to deal with that crap for a few minutes and tell her she can either cry alone inside the house and leave me alone or she can stop crying and we can enjoy dinner and the night. I didn't log back in last night after dinner and sex, figured that may get the tears going again as she thinks I spend too much time here anyway.

    DavidsonNCCock ●

  • aumajorpain said...

    Aussie doesn't hang out with girls much... that's the worst thing you can do. She looks to you as an anchor in her life and leaving gives het the notion that when things get rough, you'll leave.

    Hope you weren't a dumbass by leaving. If you did, you'll hear about it for years.

    #realmantalk

    nah, I didn't leave, it was over in about 5 minutes when I told her to stop crying. She was crying over nothing really and I was caught off guard. I handled it like a pro.

    DavidsonNCCock ●

  • For future reference:

    Train her to think crying will lead to more pain, do this by flicking her nipples every time she cries for no reason, my girlfriend hasn't cried in months.

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  • ejb5212 said...

    For future reference:

    Train her to think crying will lead to more pain, do this by flicking her nipples every time she cries for no reason, my girlfriend hasn't cried in months.

    whistling..................baby

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  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    Well I'm alive. Crazy women. She was upset b/c when she came home I was on the back patio pretty hammered. This after I told her before she left to go shopping that I was going to enjoy my day off and get hammered. I had cut up some cod, made shrimp cocktail and was ready for a nice dinner. It wasn't like I was passed out or pissed myself. I was drunk but functional. So I had to deal with that crap for a few minutes and tell her she can either cry alone inside the house and leave me alone or she can stop crying and we can enjoy dinner and the night. I didn't log back in last night after dinner and sex, figured that may get the tears going again as she thinks I spend too much time here anyway.

    i know the feeling exactly , my wife complains about "the board" all the time ; have to choose my spots these days or i get an earful

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  • The mobile site and the sh!tter have become my best friends.

    "Quit trying to make a play and do your job!"

    Gibber71

  • DonkeyPuncher said...

    After my experience tonight it's obvious the OP pulled some beads out a little too quickly. Live and learn, OP. Live and learn.

    you have had anal beads in your ass?

    TheFreak55

  • shoeless7777 said...

    i know the feeling exactly , my wife complains about "the board" all the time ; have to choose my spots these days or i get an earful

    Luckily I work all the time or I'd hear the same crap.

    RubberBandCock ●

  • RubberBandCock said...

    Luckily I work all the time or I'd hear the same crap.

    Yeah, I check it more at work too than at home, which lately even my work "board time' has been suffering. Hence the bathroom "board time."

    "Quit trying to make a play and do your job!"

    Gibber71

  • DavidsonNCCock said...

    Well I'm alive. Crazy women. She was upset b/c when she came home I was on the back patio pretty hammered. This after I told her before she left to go shopping that I was going to enjoy my day off and get hammered. I had cut up some cod, made shrimp cocktail and was ready for a nice dinner. It wasn't like I was passed out or pissed myself. I was drunk but functional. So I had to deal with that crap for a few minutes and tell her she can either cry alone inside the house and leave me alone or she can stop crying and we can enjoy dinner and the night. I didn't log back in last night after dinner and sex, figured that may get the tears going again as she thinks I spend too much time here anyway.

    Maybe she was crying about something else.

    Cause that seems silly.

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  • Oryhara said...

    Maybe she was crying about something else.

    Cause that seems silly.

    Not necessarily. My wife has cried over me being drunk as well. My wife doesn't complain about me being on the computer but she doesn't like me getting drunk. She used to get drunk with me and now she sees it as her not making me happy when I drink. Fvcking marriage.

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    RATT

  • TheFreak55 said...

    you have had anal beads in your ass?

    No. Please see my locked thread with no responses about anal beads.

    DonkeyPuncher

  • R.A.T.T. said...

    Not necessarily. My wife has cried over me being drunk as well. My wife doesn't complain about me being on the computer but she doesn't like me getting drunk. She used to get drunk with me and now she sees it as her not making me happy when I drink. Fvcking marriage.

    I'm not very good at the relationship thing. I've heard stories like this but always assumed they were rare or hyperbole. Guess I was wrong.

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    In memory of Tusks.

    Oryhara

  • BillyEN4C said...

    Yeah my girlfriend started reading this post and was first confused and said "what's that?". Then thought about it and said "oh nvm haha"

    so sorry can some one help me out ..... i accidentally downvoted the post .... love the xoom but i bump the wrong things too much...

    GOD..COUNTRY..NOTRE DAME... THEN HUNTING

    DakotaEcho

  • DakotaEcho said...

    so sorry can some one help me out ..... i accidentally downvoted the post .... love the xoom but i bump the wrong things too much...

    I very seriously doubt that Billy cares. I wouldn't worry about it. If you feel you must do something about it just go upvote one of his other posts.

    This post was edited by RATT on 2/19/2012 at 7:01 PM

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