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My wife just about got a bump on the noggin

  • We just watched Drive and I'm about to order Super 8 like we discussed and a preview for the movie "Hop" comes on and she says, and I'm quoting, "Can we watch this honey, it looks so cute."

    I guess that my facial expression ended the conversation without me having to say a word because she glanced at me and said nevermind. Ladies on the board, I'm assuming that your men watch chick flicks with you from time to time but we all have our limitations. If you want to watch BS like Footloose, Dirty Dancing or Hop please do that $hit with your girlfriends.

    I'm assuming that we don't ask you to watch Rambo or movies that we know you are going to hate. We would rather watch it by ourselves and not have to deal with the rolling of the eyes and general bitchiness. Please give us the same courtesy.

    Anyway, end of rant

    This post was edited by RATT on 4/29/2012 at 12:39 AM

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  • Preach!

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  • RATT said...

    We just watched Drive and I'm about to order Super 8 like we discussed and a preview for the movie "Hop" comes on and she says, and I'm quoting, "Can we watch this honey, it looks so cute."

    I guess that my facial expression ended the conversation without me having to say a word because she glanced at me and said nevermind. Ladies on the board, I'm assuming that your men watch chick flicks with you from time to time but we all have our limitations. If you want to watch BS like Footloose, Dirty Dancing or Hop please do that $hit with your girlfriends.

    I'm assuming that we don't ask you to watch Rambo or movies that we know you are going to hate. We would rather watch it by ourselves and not have to deal with the rolling of the eyes and general bitchiness. Please give us the same courtesy.

    Anyway, end of rant

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

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    TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

    Mr Perfect

  • Bo Knows said...

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

    My girlfriend plays FIFA with me #winning

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  • RATT said...

    We just watched Drive and I'm about to order Super 8 like we discussed and a preview for the movie "Hop" comes on and she says, and I'm quoting, "Can we watch this honey, it looks so cute."

    I guess that my facial expression ended the conversation without me having to say a word because she glanced at me and said nevermind. Ladies on the board, I'm assuming that your men watch chick flicks with you from time to time but we all have our limitations. If you want to watch BS like Footloose, Dirty Dancing or Hop please do that $hit with your girlfriends.

    I'm assuming that we don't ask you to watch Rambo or movies that we know you are going to hate. We would rather watch it by ourselves and not have to deal with the rolling of the eyes and general bitchiness. Please give us the same courtesy.

    Anyway, end of rant

    They are our different species. Gotta have em, but will always test what little patience & tolerance are left. Round & Round

    Man_A _War

  • RATT said...

    We just watched Drive and I'm about to order Super 8 like we discussed and a preview for the movie "Hop" comes on and she says, and I'm quoting, "Can we watch this honey, it looks so cute."

    I guess that my facial expression ended the conversation without me having to say a word because she glanced at me and said nevermind. Ladies on the board, I'm assuming that your men watch chick flicks with you from time to time but we all have our limitations. If you want to watch BS like Footloose, Dirty Dancing or Hop please do that $hit with your girlfriends.

    I'm assuming that we don't ask you to watch Rambo or movies that we know you are going to hate. We would rather watch it by ourselves and not have to deal with the rolling of the eyes and general bitchiness. Please give us the same courtesy.

    Anyway, end of rant

    I'm going to swap every I for she and she for I in this story

    Sounds much more realistic.

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  • Bo Knows said...

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

    You sir have a keeper.

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    big john

  • Super 8 was awesome. You were doing her a favor

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    WillyDees

  • RATT said...

    We just watched Drive and I'm about to order Super 8 like we discussed and a preview for the movie "Hop" comes on and she says, and I'm quoting, "Can we watch this honey, it looks so cute."

    I guess that my facial expression ended the conversation without me having to say a word because she glanced at me and said nevermind. Ladies on the board, I'm assuming that your men watch chick flicks with you from time to time but we all have our limitations. If you want to watch BS like Footloose, Dirty Dancing or Hop please do that $hit with your girlfriends.

    I'm assuming that we don't ask you to watch Rambo or movies that we know you are going to hate. We would rather watch it by ourselves and not have to deal with the rolling of the eyes and general bitchiness. Please give us the same courtesy.

    Anyway, end of rant

    I take the credit card and go shopping.

    I make up for the rest by being a fabulous cook and loving football....I don't like many chick flicks, I'd rather read.

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  • Bo Knows said...

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

    I'm convinced that GB is a lesbian...

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    kitemac

  • kitemac said...

    I'm convinced that GB is a lesbian...

    I spend alot of time on these boards and watching football..
    My wife does them both with me.

    "Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR

    weGO

  • weGOweGOWDE said...

    I spend alot of time on these boards and watching football.. My wife does them both with me.

    I'm not really looking for a wife or anything but where do you find these women at?

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  • kitemac said...

    I'm convinced that GB is a lesbian...

    She told me a year or so ago that Mila Kunis was her favorite female. I asked a few questions trying to see if some GB-MK making out could ever happen God-willing, and I don't think so. I was real subtle, too. Still no.

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    Mr Perfect

  • kitemac said...

    I'm not really looking for a wife or anything but where do you find these women at?

    I got lucky man..
    I wasn't looking for a wife either.. It just happenend..

    Unfortunately she is a BamaGrad and huge Bama Fan.. but.. She knows more about football than most guys.. She is still hot and posts on the boards with me.

    I actually met my wife about 5 years ago in a Bar of all places.

    This post was edited by weGO on 4/29/2012 at 1:24 PM

    "Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR

    weGO

  • weGOweGOWDE said...

    I got lucky man..
    I wasn't looking for a wife either.. It just happenend..

    Unfortunately she is a BamaGrad and huge Bama Fan.. but.. She knows more about football than most guys.. She is still hot and posts on the boards with me.

    I actually met my wife about 5 years ago in a Bar of all places.

    At a Tool Concert.. Was a good night when I look back on it.

    "Get in where you fit in." Life is, Too Short TL;DR

    weGO

  • Bo Knows said...

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

    You sir are a lucky man. My wife likes watching football but when football season is over it's a nightmare. We've gotten to the point where we she typically watches TV in the living room and I watch TV in my Alabama room. It's not so bad on Sundays because we like watching Game of Thrones, The Borgias, the other HBO shows and Family Guy. During the week though she likes watching Grey's Anatomy, 16 and Pregnant, Real Housewives and garbage like that.

    Good call on Drive and Super 8 for the people that recommended them to me. I enjoyed both.

    pukeface

    This post was edited by RATT on 4/29/2012 at 1:33 PM

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  • Bo Knows said...

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

    Dude, please tell me you did not subject her to Rob Zombies Halloween movies.pukeface

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  • Bo Knows said...

    GB has watched every Rambo, Terminator, Die Hard, Mission: Impossible, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween with me, AS WELL AS all 139 episodes of MacGyver AND both television movies.

    /brag

    Swag!

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    NoVaNoles

  • usctrojan1 said...

    I take the credit card and go shopping.

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  • big john said...

    Dude, please tell me you did not subject her to Rob Zombies Halloween movies.pukeface

    We did watch them sadly. I can't just stop watching a franchise/series I once loved no matter how bad they get, but yes, they sucked massive donkey ding.

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    Mr Perfect

  • NoVaNoles said...

    Swag!

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    Mr Perfect

  • Bo Knows said...

    We did watch them sadly. I can't just stop watching a franchise/series I once loved no matter how bad they get, but yes, they sucked massive donkey ding.

    It's ok. We all made that mistake. I would not be surprised if John Carpenter shot him in the face for defiling his masterpiece. I know he wants to.

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  • Took a girl to see Cabin in the Woods (awesome movie btw) and before I even get out of my seat to leave the theatre she name drops like 4 chick flick movies she's going to make me watch.

    I don't think so.

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  • kitemac said...

    I'm convinced that GB is a lesbian...

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  • GONIG BUCK said...

    So your saying that Bo doesn't get a Mila Kunis - Gonig, Black Swan type scene.

    Sucks for him.

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    RATT