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My wife just asked me to unload the dishwasher

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13 months ago

say this word for word..
"listen bitch, I am a MAN. The only thing I am going to unload is my penis in your anus!"
Then pick her up and put her on your shoulder, carry her to the bedroom and throw her on the bed and show her what's up.
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13 months ago

LOSNOLES said...
Good way to lose a wife. Great advice

60% of the time it works every time.
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WWBPD
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13 months ago

You have kids to do the chores like take out the trash and empty the dishwasher.
If you don't have any kids knock her up and help her out for 6 years until they get old enough to train as house monkeys.
Looks like another perfect day.
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13 months ago

You seriously call your wife a Bitch? Maybe your trolling, cant believe your married, if not, She deserves a real man.
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Locking this thread because it fails and is disrespectful.
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