After becoming so very embarrassed during the early moments of an epic beatdown the little fellow decided he must flee but where would he escape to so very far from his home when all of a sudden a strange man appeared there he was white pimp suit skin wrinkled and tough as leather he blew smoke from his ears, for the cost of one cigarette. He said im no leprechaun but I do know magic. For if you could shoot a colorful rainbow across the gulf to Mobile you may be reunited with little ones you can live in trees where the elephants can't squash you. In the flash of a rainbow he was gone now he lives happily with little ones like his own.(Watch the video to see his new home.)
ND Mascot Missing During BCS Found Hundreds of miles NW.