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Natalie Portman > Kate Upton

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11 months ago

3 Reasons:
1. Jewish
2. Personality
3 Better looking
Discuss.
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11 months ago

Jack Passion said...
3 Reasons:
1. Jewish 2. Personality 3 Better looking
Discuss.

1. No
2. No
3. Hell no
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Jack Passion said...
3 Reasons:
1. Jewish
2. Personality
3 Better looking
Discuss.

Yes
Yes
Hell yes
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11 months ago

USMCAG said...
1. No 2. No 3. Hell no

I never took you for the anti semite.
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11 months ago

Portman's better looking overall. Upton has the boobs on her, but Portman has a much better face.
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11 months ago

Damn computer... I can't see the pics! Anyone else having this trouble?
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I like them both, but they are two different kinds of beauty. Upton is the quintessential blonde bombshell, while Portman is the classical beauty, similar to a piece of art. The more you look at Portman, the more beautiful she becomes to you.
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11 months ago

Being Jewish she definitely gets the edge
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11 months ago

cjkarl20 said...
Damn computer... I can't see the pics! Anyone else having this trouble?

Don't be a pervert.
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11 months ago

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I never took you for the anti semite.

I'm not. They are both hot, but Upton is on another level.
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11 months ago

1. Irrelevant
2. Yes (Kate is as dumb as a bag of hammers)
3. No
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11 months ago

MZizzle2 said...
Being Jewish she definitely gets the edge

I will take Rosie Jones before either of them. But Natalie is hotter overall, Kate only has the boob edge
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11 months ago

USMCAG said...
I'm not. They are both hot, but Upton is on another level.

I'm not necessarily talking about how "hot" they are compared to each other (although I think Portman is much better looking) but speaking in terms of the overall person. Including looks, personality, etc.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Portman will look good until the day she dies. Upton not so much. Advantage Portman.
Id F Upton and marry Portman.
That leaves "kill".
hmmm
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

If only Portman had Upton's knockers...(sigh)
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11 months ago

Black Shipley said...
Portman will look good until the day she dies. Upton not so much. Advantage Portman.
Id F Upton and marry Portman.
That leaves "kill".
hmmm

Upton is just a dirty skank making a name for herself by showing off her boobs. No talent, just boobs. Natalie on the other hand is smart, beautiful, and a very talented actress.
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11 months ago

Portman is smart. I'll take that all day. Especially if she talks with the British accent she had in V For Vendetta.
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11 months ago

Jack Passion said...
Upton is just a dirty skank making a name for herself by showing off her boobs. No talent, just boobs.

Congrats you have described every model ever.
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Portman is smart. I'll take that all day. Especially if she talks with the British accent she had in V For Vendetta.

She was sexy as hell even with the shaved head in that movie.
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U-Chucky said...
Congrats you have described every model ever.

Let's not stereotype.
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She was sexy as hell even with the shaved head in that movie.

Agreed.
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11 months ago

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I never took you for the anti semite.

You seem to be the opposite. Ranking her better just because she is a joo. Also most jews are not even Semitic anymore, more Eastern Euro.
All that being said I would dig Portman's guts out. Upton as well, but Melanie Iglesias is better than both, by a wide margin.

This post was edited by MJRuffalo on 6/27/2012 at 4:55 PM
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11 months ago

Upton is overrated.
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11 months ago

Girls who look like Upton are a dime a dozen these days. Portman has a unique look that makes her much better looking. If they were both dressed in normal clothes and standing next to each other, Portman is the better looking one every time.
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1. Irrrlevant
2. Based off of what? Upton shows hers off more because shes all into social media. Portman is playing made up characters.
3. Not imo.
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