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  • Ichabod said...

    If we could have a BOL poster and AuburnUndercover poster both give a heads up to the home board about this thread an posting info in here, then that would be great for tBB

    That can be done.

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  • BamaNinja said...

    Copied it all from twitter when something was going on, just saved it all.

    You have some good foresight!

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  • Theta Sigma said...

    No glaring spelling issues but the correct use of the comma is a lost art with you.

    You're and your

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  • theFightingtide said...

    That can be done.

    tBB thanks you

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    Ichabod

  • Ichabod said...

    tBB thanks you

    Trying to help clean it up a little. I like to flame, but its best there is a thread for that.

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  • Haven't seen many Barners in here lately.

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    "A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."

    BamaLivesFootba

  • BamaLivesFootba said...

    Haven't seen many Barners in here lately.

    I am not sure they know about it really.

    I will say that for the most part AU fans are not quite as outgoing as our fans. They will say CRAZY things and i love to troll them, but we are a little more loud so to say.

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  • theFightingtide said...

    Trying to help clean it up a little. I like to flame, but its best there is a thread for that.

    Like I said in your thread on Bol. It's not just to flame. It's to keep the little nonsense our state likes off tBB. When a good recruit names a leader between Bama and Auburn, the Blue Board doesn't care. So just post it in here

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    Ichabod

  • theFightingtide said...

    I am not sure they know about it really.

    I will say that for the most part AU fans are not quite as outgoing as our fans. They will say CRAZY things and i love to troll them, but we are a little more loud so to say.

    Give it time. BOL was one of the bigger recruiting team sites along with Bucknuts etc.

    AuburnUndercover will get their subscribers. Especially the way rivals is going downhill and how 247 is on the rise

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    Ichabod

  • How are the Updyke Trees these days?

    BamaTusks

  • A guy is drinking in a bar. After a few beers, he goes to the bathroom to piss. When he opens the door, he is immediately horrified. He runs to the bartender and says...

    "Man, you won't believe it! Inside the bathroom, there is a guy corn-holing another guy, who is then corn-holing a third guy. It is f*cking sick!"

    The bartender asks, " The guy in the middle, did he look like a blue whale wearing an Auburn shirt?"

    he man says, "Yeah, I guess so."

    Bartender says " Yeah, That's Phillip Marshall. He's lucky at cards too."

    Ashevillain

  • Phillip Marshall helps me sleep at night.

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    MrSlaughter

  • Ichabod said...

    Like I said in your thread on Bol. It's not just to flame. It's to keep the little nonsense our state likes off tBB. When a good recruit names a leader between Bama and Auburn, the Blue Board doesn't care. So just post it in here

    You got it. I am wondering when we'll get some more good news though. Recently is has been real quite IMO.

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  • Ashevillain said...

    A guy is drinking in a bar. After a few beers, he goes to the bathroom to piss. When he opens the door, he is immediately horrified. He runs to the bartender and says...

    "Man, you won't believe it! Inside the bathroom, there is a guy corn-holing another guy, who is then corn-holing a third guy. It is f*cking sick!"

    The bartender asks, " The guy in the middle, did he look like a blue whale wearing an Auburn shirt?"

    he man says, "Yeah, I guess so."

    Bartender says " Yeah, That's Phillip Marshall. He's lucky at cards too."

    LMAO.

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  • Ashevillain said...

    A guy is drinking in a bar. After a few beers, he goes to the bathroom to piss. When he opens the door, he is immediately horrified. He runs to the bartender and says...

    "Man, you won't believe it! Inside the bathroom, there is a guy corn-holing another guy, who is then corn-holing a third guy. It is f*cking sick!"

    The bartender asks, " The guy in the middle, did he look like a blue whale wearing an Auburn shirt?"

    he man says, "Yeah, I guess so."

    Bartender says " Yeah, That's Phillip Marshall. He's lucky at cards too."

    roflmao You could exchange that with anyone. It's still f'n hilarious

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    Ichabod

  • MrSlaughter said...

    Phillip Marshall helps me sleep at night.

    Wait. What?

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    Ichabod

  • Well this thread blew up...

    Don4AU

  • Don4AU said...

    Well this thread blew up...

    With mods deleting anything outside of it then what did you expect?

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    Ichabod

  • Ashevillain said...

    A guy is drinking in a bar. After a few beers, he goes to the bathroom to piss. When he opens the door, he is immediately horrified. He runs to the bartender and says...

    "Man, you won't believe it! Inside the bathroom, there is a guy corn-holing another guy, who is then corn-holing a third guy. It is f*cking sick!"

    The bartender asks, " The guy in the middle, did he look like a blue whale wearing an Auburn shirt?"

    he man says, "Yeah, I guess so."

    Bartender says " Yeah, That's Phillip Marshall. He's lucky at cards too."

    That was great

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  • Ashevillain said...

    A guy is drinking in a bar. After a few beers, he goes to the bathroom to piss. When he opens the door, he is immediately horrified. He runs to the bartender and says...

    "Man, you won't believe it! Inside the bathroom, there is a guy corn-holing another guy, who is then corn-holing a third guy. It is f*cking sick!"

    The bartender asks, " The guy in the middle, did he look like a blue whale wearing an Auburn shirt?"

    he man says, "Yeah, I guess so."

    Bartender says " Yeah, That's Phillip Marshall. He's lucky at cards too."

    A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,
    "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back
    the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy
    says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
    exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
    robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
    Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
    "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk
    about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
    try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What
    will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him
    another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy
    says, "Uh, about 50."

    The robot leans in real close and says, "Roll Tide..."

    biggrin

    Don4AU

  • Ichabod said...

    Wait. What?

    In a world divided by those who are Auburn men and those who explicitly are not, I am granted serenity knowing that we are so blessed to have a quintessential Auburn man like Phillip to delineate who's who.

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  • Don4AU said...

    A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

    The robot leans in real close and says, "Roll Tide..."

    biggrin

    Alright....that was funny lol. +1

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  • MrSlaughter said...

    In a world divided by those who are Auburn men and those who explicitly are not, I am granted serenity knowing that we are so blessed to have a quintessential Auburn man like Phillip to delineate who's who.

    He leaves no doubt in our minds.

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  • Why are rectal thermometers banned at Auburn University?

    They cause too much brain damage.

    How do you break an Auburn guy's finger?

    Punch him in the nose.

    Why did the Auburn student marry the cow?

    He had to.

    How can you tell when there's been an Auburn student in your backyard?

    The garbage is gone and your dog's pregnant.

    What is the definition of safe sex down at Auburn?

    Placing a sign on the animals that kick...

    How do you castrate an Auburn football player?

    You hit his sister in the jaw.

    How do you compliment an Auburn fan?

    Nice tooth.

    How can you tell your getting close to Auburn?

    If you stop to take a piss the cows will back up to the fence.

    What is the definition of an Auburn virgin?

    An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

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  • Don4AU said...

    A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,
    "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back
    the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy
    says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
    exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
    robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
    Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
    "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk
    about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
    try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What
    will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him
    another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy
    says, "Uh, about 50."

    The robot leans in real close and says, "Roll Tide..."

    biggrin

    Pretty predictable punchline, but would be funny in another thread.

    How about this....

    Why does Chick have that no other coach ever had?

    More titles than teeth

    Ashevillain