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an Al. grad, a Georgia grad and an Au grad decided to take a trip together after graduation as they were childhood friends. As they were traveling thru the country they had car trouble and it was getting close to dark, so they decided to go up to the farm house to see if they could stay over until morning. The old farmer said ok but that he only had one bed so one of them would have to sleep in the barn. The AU grad said he would be glad to go to the barn as he was a graduate of what was sometimes referred to as the "cow college". They all bedded down and shortly there was a rap on the door, the farmer went to the door and there stood the AU grad. He said, "it's that cow and pig, I can't stand it anymore." Hearing that the GA grad volunteered to go to the barn. They all bedded back down and shortly there was another rap at the door. The farmer answered the door and there stood the GA grad and he said, "it's that cow and pig, I can't stand it anymore. The Al grad heard this and remarked that he was from a law school but that he would go to the barn for the remainder of the night. Thay all bedded back down for the third time and after a while there was the worst banging and kicking on the door that you have ever heard. The farmer got up and went to the door and there stood the cow and pig.

Little Johnnys' teacher wanted to know what all the students fathers did for a living.  She started with Lisa.  "Lisa what does your dad do for a living?", Lisa replied "my dads a Paramedic".  Next was Katie, "Katie, what does your dad do for a living?", Katie said my daddy is a doctor.  All around the room she went.  She finally got to Little Johnny and she asked "Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?"... little Johnny replied "my dads a male stripper in a gay night club."  The teacher in complete shock, hurried to the next student to draw the attention away from Little Johnnys' response.  After class, she asked Johnny to stay after and she asked him "Johnny is your father really a male stripper in a gay night club?"  Little Johnny hung his head and said "no ma'am, I just didn't want all my friends to know he's a coach at Auburn."

I crow barred those in with a comment, so I'll repost...

What did Chizik have that no other coach does? More rings than teeth

Tim Tebow says he's a bitch

So I'm wrong?

beat it, you can't. Chalk one up for us.

The girl holding the tits is ugly af. Got smokers face. Girl with the tiddies has a good face and great rack. Nothing off the charts though.

But he could give him a circumcision.

So do I get a free month for my amazing idea? Surely I should be rewarded for such genius mind!?

And this idea was used by Michigan and Michigan St way before us

Hence the 18k thread they have