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Official Pooping Techniques Thread

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16 months ago

Aussie said...
Yep I have. It hits the toilet at just the right angle and slides right down the hole. Very weird experience.

its a rat. it swims away
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16 months ago

I just have to say bravo to this thread. Laughed so hard.
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16 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I hate when I have to go at a public facility and get stuck with the tall stool. My feet hang off the floor causing my legs to fall asleep making it impossible to wipe.
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16 months ago

Lefty4UA said...
The worst is getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shvt

That is when you take a shyt and get back in for another shower.
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16 months ago

I hate when you feel like you have to poop so you sit there and it never comes, so you push and it's so small that it won't fall and you're just stuck there with dookie hanging from your ass hair... two choices... shower or wipe the poop and make a mess and sit there for 45 minutes just wiping your ass
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aumajorpain said...
I hate when you feel like you have to poop so you sit there and it never comes, so you push and it's so small that it won't fall and you're just stuck there with dookie hanging from your ass hair... two choices... shower or wipe the poop and make a mess and sit there for 45 minutes just wiping your ass

shower, its faster
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16 months ago

I always know I'm done when I pee. It's like the "all-clear" sign that I'm done.
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I should never have opened this thread with a migraine, the laughter only made my head ache worse. That said, this is some funny crap (pun intended). There is nothing worse than the repeater, when you shit, wipe, flush, and then immediately feel the gut rumble, only to have to shit again. Sometimes I make it back to my office for a minute or two and then have to pinch my cheeks while rushing down the hall for round 2...
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16 months ago

Was taking a shvt while reading this, rookie mistake of not checking my TP supply. Oh well off to do hand stands in the shower...
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16 months ago

roltiderol said...
always wanted to try one of my 10 month olds baby wipes...seems so much easier and cleaner

They rock
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16 months ago

GONIG BUCK said...
I always know I'm done when I pee. It's like the "all-clear" sign that I'm done.

I always piss first
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16 months ago

aumajorpain said...
I always piss first

Well me too. But then there's a final one.
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16 months ago

GONIG BUCK said...
Well me too. But then there's a final one.

true... true.
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16 months ago

Relevant to this thread. Posted on Post Secret this morning:
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16 months ago

GONIG BUCK said...
Relevant to this thread. Posted on Post Secret this morning:

that's the best way to get it out of there
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16 months ago

This thread is too good to die.
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I just had a repeater, it seems like once it's acknowledged there is a sixty second time limit.
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16 months ago

I have a buddy who uses the baby wipes and swears by it. Says we're all idiots for not doing it.
"Quit trying to make a play and do your job!"
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16 months ago

Gibber71 said...
I have a buddy who uses the baby wipes and swears by it. Says we're all idiots for not doing it.

never used them, can't say I'm an idiot for not either
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16 months ago

Einstein said...
Anyone use the AC Slater or have smartphones weeded that out?

As the man who brought the AC Slater to TBB, I stand by the technique, smartphones or not. I still take my computer into the bathroom sometimes just so I have an excuse to do the AC Slater. Textbooks work as well.
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I guess I need to try the AC Slater
Go Jaguars, Rangers and Yankees!
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Eiland29
Thx for the dictionary of terminologies. Have heard of some of these but never in it's full description. Had to copy & paste for later reference. Thanks dog
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This thread is much more informative than I thought it would be.
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16 months ago

IrishImpact said...
Who else hates the porn stars that look like they have never heard of an anal bleaching?

me. the brown eye is gross.
I probably have one after tonight
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