The Blue Board

Never could understand why get your panties twisted over Clarett being dismissed & Smith accepting a 100 handshake resulting in suspension. Not adequate punishments? I do get the butthurt from Tressel making you grab your ankles for 10 years.

And the line continues to fall ... now UM +3.5 ...

Who you kidding nancy? You've done nothing but get defensive about it in multiple posts.

Az, Hoke builds the Bobcats up by referring to us as Ohio for the sole reason of him coaching there after his tenure at michigan is up.. A coach with a record as mediocre as his has to keep job prospects in his back pocket... The Bobcats spanked the wolves though, right? And, 1-AA Appalachian St...The worst loss by a top twenty 1-A program, ever.. Wear that hat..

Ohio is Ohio university, the bobcats.

THE Ohio State University, the buckeyes.

Get it? I am not your son, and I am fairly confident you lack the intellectual and aesthetic ability to reproduce... at least one can only hope.

I can hope all of those things, at the end of the day I must rely on Darwin to do his job, no worries, I have faith. None of them measure my intelligence, however.

The blatant idiot would seemingly be he who lacks the ability to distinguish the difference between two separate universities.

Now, back to you and those fiery aids.

You have a funny way of showing how much you don't mind it.

Pick it up boys, this has been a pathetic attempt at a rivalry thread.

I'll give Ohio and the WingDings a head start on each other.

That school in Ohio: Having played both THE Ohio University and Columbus Junior College, I can safely say that the team from Athens is superior to that in Columbus. Must be tough to play second fiddle in your own state.

School in Ann Arbor: Hoke is fat. Seriously, the dude is nearly obese.

A Professor invents an IQ machine that boosts a person's IQ to 300 and then starts counting backward.

He connects his wife to it, turns it off at 190, and she starts explaining quantum physics.

He tries it out on his brother Bill, turns it off at 175, and Bill starts talking advanced calculus.

Then he plugs in his cousin Bob. Just then the phone rings, and it's a telemarketer. By the time he gets back to unplug Bob, the machine is counting down: 14 - 13 - 12. He slams the switch to "off," shakes Bob and screams, "Say something, please say something Bob!"

Bob stammering and drooling is just able to say, "Go blue!"

A stockbroker, on his way home from work in Columbus, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems much worse than usual." Just then he notices a police officer walking between the lanes of stopped cars.

He asks the officer "What's going on?" The officer replies, "Brady Hoke is despondent from getting beat like a drum by Coach Meyer in recruiting. He stopped the team bus in the intersection up there and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire if he doesn't get more money for recruiting. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

Love me some Dead Schembechlers!

We Penn Staters don't have a rival, so we waste our time bitching about everybody else.

Yeah. I mean, it is to be expected when he is the coach of the year. I don't see him leaving though. His buyout is too big for most organizations right now, and even without Mauti we still may be better than the Browns right now. I'll start to worry as we get deeper into the sanctions and the record starts to dip, then the buyout is not as bad and teams in better positions than PSU at the time will be able to afford him. I'm fine with that though. If somebody told me this time last season we would have had the coach of the year to float us through the hard times I'd have been ecstatic.