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Pick up lines...

  • MsnBama said...

    Temporarily, yes.

    I'm just messin'... and you already know that the only lines that work are the ones that get you talking (as long as they are coming from somebody with half a brain or who is so hot that brains don't matter...)

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  • randy88moss said...

    This one works for me all the time:

    You see an exotic looking chick and approach her with "can you settle a bet between my friend and I"....then ask her what her ethnicity is....she might ask to you guess in front of her, but if she doesn't and gives you a direct answer, act like you won the bet, then tell her the winning prize is a kiss on the cheek from her.

    Shit works all the time...you just can't come off as creepy though. Be playful and a bit goofy about it.

    In more formal settings, the same concept applied with "betting on a nationality of a her (last) name," too. Works well, man. thumbsup

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  • MsnBama said...

    Who said it didn't work? I laughed and I'm pretty sure that was the goal.

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  • randy88moss said...

    This one works for me all the time:

    You see an exotic looking chick and approach her with "can you settle a bet between my friend and I"....then ask her what her ethnicity is....she might ask to you guess in front of her, but if she doesn't and gives you a direct answer, act like you won the bet, then tell her the winning prize is a kiss on the cheek from her.

    Shit works all the time...you just can't come off as creepy though. Be playful and a bit goofy about it.

    Most of these dudes are clueless. Not sure why you are giving out our good shit for free.

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  • The #1 pick-up line, that has never failed is" I got the best blow in Orange (or insert whatever county you happen to live in) County."

    Now if you do not happen to have any blow on you, then you need to put her a half-step to a full-step below yourself, then leave it up to her to validate herself to you.

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  • If you've got a friend with you, pick 2 friends who are hot. Settle dibs before walking over and then go to the girl you don't want and say "Have you met (insert friends name)?" She says no and intros herself to your friend. Then you go to the one you wanted to talk to and intro yourself.

    The "Haaaave you met Ted?" game from How I Met Your Mother. It works every single time since it's not creepy and its simple.

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  • MsnBama said...

    Just had one tried and it left me wondering, what lines have you guys used?

    " Are those moon pants? "

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    " 'Cause that ass is outta this world! "

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  • LScootU said...

    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

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  • LScootU said...

    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

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