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There's one Porsche worthy of the name, and I'm sure you could find a mint Carrera GT for under 400k...why would you fvk around with a chik car like a Cayenne??

Might as well fully indulge your inner douche and get a Panamera IMO

I did try to drive a Porsche once. But then I realized there should be a sign stating that "you cannot be over 5'7" to ride this ride".

Which makes sense I suppose... I've only ever seen actual douche bags fit in the car.

They aren't made by Ford, they are owned by the Indian company Tata and are overpriced pieces of ****, that will flip right over if you even look at the steering wheel wrong and handle about as well as a semi. They suck.

I've never understood the whole porsche thing. When my grandfather retired he started driving cars for the porsche dealers here (when someone from a city without a dealership wanted a repair he would pick them up and drop them off at their house). I took one for him once and they weren't very comfortable or all that nice.

The Carrera/911 family is automobile royalty.