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My friend Tyson his nickname is Pork Chop N*##* Eaten Tube Sock Motha Fvcka, no lie

Boner

My old Platoon Sergeant called me Skeletor
Now it's Mongoose or Sarge

harbinater in hs from football coach and i've used it as a handle for rivals/247/etc. ever since.

a few of my friends':

taco
slick
tata
semen (last name was seimen, but pronounced the same)
tiny (huge dude, not original i know)
becky (was a dude, his mom used to always try to embarrass him by saying they were hoping for a girl and name him becky, so he just started to own up to it)
logger - had huge dick

Big A

My best friend is a J Bird or just Bird.

Squirell. I don't know why but that always cracked me up.

Also I know a kid named Smitty that was dubbed Sh*tty and it stuck like glue for years.

Redbird (skinniest person born outside Somolia.......and 6'7" tall ..... and a ginger)
stank ( dude hit puberty at like 9 years old or so.... he stank)
Scooter or Scoots (got a crappy outlet vespa type scooter when we were 14 or so and he drove it everywhere like he was pimpin)
Twatley (named Whatley)
Shrimpsack (notoriously small junk) eventually became just 'Sack'
Toast (dude was so damn slow playing backyard football growing up. He was burned so often he was constantly being called toast. It stuck and his wife even calls him that regularly now)
Shysty B ( real name Bryan... he was shysty)
Trubbs ( started as trouble. Got shortened)
Shifarelli (rocked the porn star mustache before it was even funny, much less cool)
Finger roll ( sexual exploit in middle school landed him that name. I still call him that everytime I answer his calls)

I will remember more later. Most of my friends always went by nicknames. Dunno why it was so.prevelent with us.

Dirty D
Dongsleeve
J Money
Stargazer
Coach
Weatherman

Always saw the best nicknames when I used to hey mister for alcohol in Detroit. Best two were Ole G, and Stack City. Ole G ended up robbing me though and Stack City disappeared. Good times with the lads though.

A few that I've known Slow-Mo, Cheese, Head, Gater, Beeds, my dad was known as "Boz" by most, G, Fish, Chubs, Rotten Ron, and I was often called Cool Breeze in the military.

Call one of my friends McTits for no apparent reason.