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Yea, but in a league of sucky teams, MSU is one of the suckiest. After back to back 11 win seasons and an extraordinary amount of chest thumping from Sparty, you have to expect some ridicule.

Well, a lot of us go out on Saturday nights. Not all of us stay at home on internet message boards waiting for MSU threads to be bumped by some random Nebraska/Michigan fans.

This just proves how arrogant UM fans are. So many of them are sandwich artists, yet they want to call us little brother because in the real world, they have nothing to say but, "would you like chips with your sandwich"?

Seriously guy, you're staying in on a Saturday night and want to call us out? You're small potatoes. You gave me too much mayo on my last sub. It was disgusting and I had to wipe some of it off. I don't want to be some overweight Michigan schmuck. Go easy on the mayo bottle next time, ham hands.

True that. The people who say we could have won all five of the games we lost don't realize how much more damning that stat actually is. We can't stop a weak Iowa team that tied it late in the fourth. You guys couldn't muster a td and face it, you aren't that great but beat us in the laSt second. OSU wins by a point at our place, nw gets a late field goal. An average Nebraska team beats us after converting a fourth and nine late in the game. Sure we could be 10-1, but we aren't because this team lacks the character to suck it up and make a play. Of the five games we lost against very average teams, if we had one ounce of guts or character, we'd have won two or three by odds alone. I know suck when I see it. This is suck. If you're the worst in one of the bottom two football conferences there is no explaining away the amount of suck you are.

Oh, and Maxwell says in an interview yesterday jay cutler is his favorite QB. just kill me. Next I'm going to turn on the TV and I'm going to see ND as #1. I'm waiting for Izzo to say he's stepping down in January.

So true. This board is definitely the fall back when you're bored and want to play with the wallmart special kids.

See, that's the worst part are fans have turned into Michigan fans. We haven't been beat, it's just time and officials or clock keepers or crowned fields or Desmond got interfered with (pathetic} or just "deserving better"

Thats the most disappointing. What ever happened to " we just aren't that good".

Was it the 5-6 that gave it away?

I wonder when the Alabama ND LSU Georgia fla fans see us arguing about who sucks less I wonder if they're amused or disgusted.

I love the refs part. They don't ever comment on how Nebraska and tOSU have been flagged for more penalty yards than MSU or how Nebraska, tOSU, Minnesota, Northwestern, Purdue, and Illinois have been called for the same number or more penalties.

Nope, you know I'll call a suck when I see one. Michigan fans still cry about Desmond or the clock or the crowned field or whatever. I pretty much know if you don't play better, you aren't.

That's what you got? Lame, repetitive jokes about people's jobs? Dude, you're a low level bean counter churning out TPS reports for a crummy salary. You spent all that money for a Sparty sheepskin yet you're doing the same job a Baker College grad does. Check yourself.

TPS reports? Ha! I know you are just a plummer and the closest you get to an office environment is from watching Office Space, but you really need to not take it so literally. It's just a movie, dude! Btw, what's the best way to unclog a drain? I got some Drano (when Woodson put it in with my food, silly guy) but I didn't go with the extra strength. Do you recommend going that route? I could call up a plummer like yourself, but I'm not so sure I want to let that kind of riff raft in my place.

I'm sorry about that. My manager has been telling me that but I keep forgetting as soon as I'm done ripping the sleeves off my nascar t-shirts.