The Blue Board

I heard it was a woman doctor and she will be using 2 fingers. I don't like this one bit

I had my first one when I had those ulcer problems a few weeks back. I couldn't look at the female nurse in the face after that. I actually had to get three during that week that I spent in the hospital.

They aren't fun at all but at least it only lasts like five seconds.

I have Crohn's disease and have been getting them twice a year for a while, the first one i was only 16 and it's so uncomfortable it got me teary eyed. At least women have smaller fingers.

The best part about rectal exams is afterwards you have a person whose making 400k a year wipe your ass.

Enjoy

How many rectal exams have you had? It's not fair to compare rectal exams to the normal check ups that women get. We aren't used to having our rectal's tampered with.

I'm not saying that you haven't had them, nor saying that you haven't gone down the other road either, but I was terrified to get my first rectal exam and I wanted to punch the nurse in the mouth when it was done.

That's better than a male doctor with both hands on your shoulders

Tried to warn you, but noooooo.

Still laughing.

At least they knocked me out when they did the procedure where they shoved the tube with the camera down my throat. My father said that he had that procedure done years before and they didn't knock him out at all.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I remember that one. There is also a good one from the show "Louie" where Ricky Gervais is giving Louis C.K. a rectal exam and halfway through it starts pumping his finger in and out. That might have actually been the first episode of "Louie"

That was seriously the most awkward moment of my life. I left shit on her finger though. My life will never be the same

Never, nothing is going in my azz again