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Freeze said...
I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.
This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)
My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).
That's it. What ya'll got?
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Freeze said...
I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.
This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)
My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).
That's it. What ya'll got?
This post was edited by buckperry on 1/4/2013 at 1:38 PM
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Freeze said...
I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.
This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)
My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).
That's it. What ya'll got?
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ilovelamp51 said...
Miami is the easy choice here Freeze. Obviously you want to pick a school who won't be facing Auburn so let's throw out all SEC schools. Location is a huge factor for southerners so you definitely want a school who still considers it the War of Northern Aggression.. (Miami isn't backwoods but it's about as South as you can go) Location is also key when deciding bc you don't want to feel obligated to go visit Lubbock, Texas once a year. Why not go tailgate with the 3,000 other Miami fans in beautiful SoFla (inbetween the charted fishing guides you have booked & dinner at a 5 star restaurant) then enjoy an entire section to yourself for you & your buddies/new cane friends to spread out & enjoy some football ? When arguing with internet posters, a simple "Kiss the ring b*tches" works everytime. Posting hot chicks in Miami will be like posting fat people in Alabama... Just look around. They are everywhere. Our fanbase on 247 is actually pretty legit & you would enjoy the company of people like myself (worth the price of admission alone) fairly quickly. We are not a front runner, yet by the time Auburn is ready to hire someone new, you might have had the opportunity to see several BCS games live & in-person... You might even get to witness what swag really looks like.. (it's usually dark & moves very fast)
In conclusion, I just typed out a lot of words to add 1 more fan to our tiny fanbase.
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