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Resigning my seat on the Gus Bus, Update: Committing to Da U!!!!

  • I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.

    This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)

    My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).

    That's it. What ya'll got?

    Update:

    I'm a soft verbal to Miami right now. I'm going to take a look around this weekend before making it official. I still plan on taking a visit to the Michigan site and Ole Miss before making a final decision.

    This post was edited by Freeze on 1/4/2013 at 3:43 PM

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    Boats and Hoes

    Freeze

  • Michigan.

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    Go Blue and Go Titans!

    CorchBlue

  • So you didn't give up your Auburn jersey when they went all money happy?

    TeddyG

  • And the choice is easy, Georgia.

    TeddyG

  • Boomer Sooner baby. You can start tonight!

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    smitty1515

  • We pulled your offer

    Character issues

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    Ichabod

  • Freeze said...

    I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.

    This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)

    My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).

    That's it. What ya'll got?

    Why would you even think about doing this?

    Jeff4SC

  • Ole miss, UGA maybe...

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    Without self-knowledge there is no individuality

    bamaman79

  • You sir are an amazing fan clap

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    "A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."

    BamaLivesFootba

  • Staying in the SEC w UGA doesn't sound bad. What's the deal with the trash left after tailgating? Has that been addressed?

    How about TAMU?

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    Boats and Hoes

    Freeze

  • Why don't you wait until he's coached a damn game lol

    UMWolverines

  • Freeze said...

    I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.

    This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)

    My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).

    That's it. What ya'll got?

    Urbs is doing some good things at Ohio State. The Rant thread is awesome so your stay on our home site will be a good one. Come check us out! buckeyes

    This post was edited by buckperry on 1/4/2013 at 1:38 PM

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    This post and its contents is not meant to demean or marginalize the contributions of Jim Tressel as Head Coach at The Ohio State University

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  • Freeze said...

    Staying in the SEC w UGA doesn't sound bad. What's the deal with the trash left after tailgating? Has that been addressed?

    How about TAMU?

    The no female cheerleaders thing is weird, so I'd say no to A&M. Not sure about the trash thing and you at support a contender so no them I guess..

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    bamaman79

  • It's obvious it's Ole Miss. Your handle is Freeze.

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    "A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."

    BamaLivesFootba

  • Freeze said...

    I love Auburn to the core, but I am a free agent as far as football is concerned.

    This is what I'm offering...A three year commitment to your school (with an option to re-up depending on who replaces Malzahn in 2015). I'll staunchly defend our school against rivals and idiots on this board (I figured I haven't posted here lately because I can't defend Auburn). I'll watch all games on tv as well as participate in one tailgate at said school, where I'll bring some awesome hooch. I'll also post pictures of hot chicks in threads when necessary. I'll also purchase a yearly subscription to your school's 247 site (referral bonus for whoever picks me up?)

    My requirements: I'm not going to pull for Alabama or Tennessee. I can't pull for Dan Mullen which means the contract between myself and your school is void if he is ever hired there. I can't pull for Gene Chizik, Tommy Tuberville, or Terry Bowden. I don't want to pull for a front runner (I had to give away my Manchester City jersey when they went all $$ happy).

    That's it. What ya'll got?

    If you want to prove that you are a man, come on over to PSU.

    getmyjive11

  • BamaLivesFootba said...

    It's obvious it's Ole Miss. Your handle is Freeze.

    Yes, quite.

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    sf2k4

  • ilovelamp51 said...

    Miami is the easy choice here Freeze. Obviously you want to pick a school who won't be facing Auburn so let's throw out all SEC schools. Location is a huge factor for southerners so you definitely want a school who still considers it the War of Northern Aggression.. (Miami isn't backwoods but it's about as South as you can go) Location is also key when deciding bc you don't want to feel obligated to go visit Lubbock, Texas once a year. Why not go tailgate with the 3,000 other Miami fans in beautiful SoFla (inbetween the charted fishing guides you have booked & dinner at a 5 star restaurant) then enjoy an entire section to yourself for you & your buddies/new cane friends to spread out & enjoy some football ? When arguing with internet posters, a simple "Kiss the ring b*tches" works everytime. Posting hot chicks in Miami will be like posting fat people in Alabama... Just look around. They are everywhere. Our fanbase on 247 is actually pretty legit & you would enjoy the company of people like myself (worth the price of admission alone) fairly quickly. We are not a front runner, yet by the time Auburn is ready to hire someone new, you might have had the opportunity to see several BCS games live & in-person... You might even get to witness what swag really looks like.. (it's usually dark & moves very fast)

    In conclusion, I just typed out a lot of words to add 1 more fan to our tiny fanbase. welcome

    roflmao

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    LOSNOLES

  • getmyjive11 said...

    If you want to prove that you are a man, come on over to PSU.

    to touchy feely

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    LOSNOLES

  • LOSNOLES said...

    to touchy feely

    We locked him up. It's all good now.

    getmyjive11

  • Michigan, just don't ever go on our Homeboard. Ever.

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    SimplyComplex

  • buckperry said...

    Urbs is doing some good things at Ohio State. The Rant thread is awesome so your stay on our home site will be a good one. Come check us out! buckeyes

    this is troofs.

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    azvalleybuckeye

  • RushAU2112

  • Michigan.

    Not front runners now, but Hoke is building something.

    Plus the games always seem to be on national TV (even up here in Canada) so you can always tune in.

    Final point. It's Big House football, still undefeated in Hoke's tenure.

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    mriderblue12

  • mriderblue12 said...

    but Hoke is building something.

    A new hostess factory?? fishing

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    azvalleybuckeye

  • azvalleybuckeye said...

    A new hostess factory?? fishing

    If so, even more reason to hop on the wagon before it's too late.

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    mriderblue12