The Blue Board

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the park, after dark;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burns, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
And send our tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 08,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sell, bet my Caddy will.

The conspiracies are flying now .

So far, the best ones have been he had counterfeit money on him and he's gonna lead the cops to the weed dealers.

Damn. Ball State just breathed a sigh of relief.

he will get off

Correct.

I just pissed myself laughing!

Adderall is banned by the NCAA unless you have a prescription

wrong school

Now that is the biggest part of the story. A college kid with some pot and couple pills, ridiculous to even be arrested. Star football player driving an expensive vehicle, should be looked into. Except if the above is untrue, which who the fuck knows at this point.

It's USCjr.

I hate Carolina, but love Latt. Jealous he's not on my team.

I hope no one reads this police report and googles the street address (awful redaction, BTW). That might raise suspicion.....

Nonetheless, Clump's son fans will simply say a star football player who commits to an out-of-state school without visiting any other school and drives a $30k valued vehicle is just a master of student loan's loopholes.

http://www.news-press.com/assets/pdf/A418881854.PDF (PDF link, if not linked below)