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Sarah Jessica Parker hits on you in a bar...

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Even though she has horse face... would you hit that?
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CptAUmerica21 said...
Even though she has horse face... would you hit that?

Yes
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Is this even a question? The only answer is yes. Anyone to the contrary is lying or gay.
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Stupid question Capt
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CptAUmerica21 said...
Even though she has horse face... would you hit that?

No, she's a modern day medusa and will turn you to stone if you look at her mole
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toupher09 said...
No, she's a modern day medusa and will turn you to stone if you look at her mole

Lol
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Everyone would
$50 bet with Rebels10 - Best of 3 Egg Bowls Results 2012 - 2013 - 2014 - **the $50 goes to others schools athletics dept**
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toupher09 said...
No, she's a modern day medusa and will turn you to stone if you look at her mole

She's the perfect cover for Matthew Broderick being gay IMO.
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duh... while playing the sound track to Ferris Beuller on the trampoline
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This thread just made me think of this:

Play
Family Guy The Racist Horse

http://www.youtube.com/v/XEc-I-Zw_EA
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How drunk am I?
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MKatUmich said...
How drunk am I?

3 shots in
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If we collectively agreed to bang Adele just because of "meh, why not?" then I don't see how we turn back now.
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SCirish843 said...
If we collectively agreed to bang Adele just because of "meh, why not?" then I don't see how we turn back now.

As the person who started the Adele thread, I would have to agree 100%.
SJP's face is absolutely disgusting, but I still would without a shadow of a doubt.
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CptAUmerica21 said...
Even though she has horse face... would you hit that?

Gross.
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ksredmill said...
SJP's face is absolutely disgusting, but I still would without a shadow of a doubt.

Don't know what else needs to be said, plus, if you put peanut butter in her gums it'll look like she's talking.
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I'd hit it from the back so I didn't have to see her face... Problem solved...
Go Vols
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SJP walks into the bar, bartneder says "why the long face"
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Harryberry said...
3 shots in

Im going with no, though of course there are circumstances where i might change my mind. Like how long since last getting laid, how late in the night it is etc...
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CptAUmerica21 said...
Even though she has horse face... would you hit that?

Fat, freckly, pale-faced Ginger Kids that have more experience with their own azzhole than they do with the female body shouldn't feel compelled to run to the message board the night after a horse faced chick finally hits on you first.
Take what you can get and run with it.
Some people have to settle for less.
You shouldn't need the opinion of a message board to feel better about it.
You're ugly and stupid, shes ugly and stupid. Be happy together. Don't worry about what the rest of us think.

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by rms02d on 3/9/2013 at 3:06 PM
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Lots of fans of beastslity ITT.
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rms02d said...
Fat, freckly, pale-faced Ginger Kids that have more experience with their own azzhole than they do with the female body shouldn't feel compelled to run to the message board the night after a horse faced chick finally hits on you first.
Take what you can get and run with it.
Some people have to settle for less.
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You're ugly and stupid, shes ugly and stupid. Be happy together. Don't worry about what the rest of us think.
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ksredmill said...

Yeah he went there
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CptAUmerica21 said...
Even though she has horse face... would you hit that?

Sure, nothing wrong with a little animal action now and then
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Sure, nothing wrong with a little animal action now and then

UMers bangin' beasts. Nothing new here.
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