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So According To My Wife...

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My 14 year old daughter who left my house with her friends at around 1:
30 to get ready for a Bat Mitzvah commencing around 4:30 is nowhere to be found at 1: 30 am.
So Dad travels around knocking on the doors of daughter's friend's homes at 2:00 am to find out SPECIFICALLY where my 14 year old daughter is...which I did....
And guess who the asshole is ????
Sure I drank my share of Jack tonight, but should that preclude me from insisting on knowing the location of my daughter??
And where do these wives [read my wife] get off championing a cause only to go weak in the knees when the blow back is a little unpleasant????

This post was edited by MarineMountie on 12/30/2012 at 1:48 AM
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She's out getting wasted.
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DTGdawg said...
She's out getting wasted.

More than likely. Nothing more embarrassing for a teenager than having pops knocking on friends doors in the AM drunk out of his mind. Would have done the same shit though. Time to start drinking the Jack with the daughter.
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DTGdawg said...
She's out getting wasted.

Nah....I found her...just had to disturb a few households at 2:00 am to do so
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star69 said...
...Would have done the same shit though....

This is exactly my point....I had no choice in this matter....the only question is whether my wife understands as much or I'm gonna have to
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Jerk it
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Try to turn yourself into the hero here. That will keep you and your hand from having a date in the bathroom later tonight
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getting banged by a senior.
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CptAUmerica21 said...
getting banged by a senior.

In college
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In college

Wouldn't put it past you.
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getting banged by a senior.
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pics OP
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beardown2489 said...
Try to turn yourself into the hero here. That will keep you and your hand from having a date in the bathroom later tonight

should stay in be bed and jerk it right next her.... iyam....
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ftlaudcock said...
My 14 year old daughter who left my house with her friends at around 1:
30 to get ready for a Bat Mitzvah commencing around 4:30 is nowhere to be found at 1: 30 am.
So Dad travels around knocking on the doors of daughter's friend's homes at 2:00 am to find out SPECIFICALLY where my 14 year old daughter is...which I did....
And guess who the asshole is ????
Sure I drank my share of Jack tonight, but should that preclude me from insisting on knowing the location of my daughter??
And where do these wives [read my wife] get off championing a cause only to go weak in the knees when the blow back is a little unpleasant????

I thought everyone 8 years + had a cell phone
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DavidsonNCCock said...
pics OP
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ftlaudcock said...
Nah....I found her...just had to disturb a few households at 2:00 am to do so

No cell phone?
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She didn't tell me she had a curfew, she kept on saying "whatever whatever I do what I want, I've slept with 5 guys with stds's, whatever whatever I do what I want" so don't be mad at me bro.
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DavidsonNCCock said...
pics OP

Not sure if possible....I use both hands
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Sounds like a rainbow party.
"People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia
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ftlaudcock said...
My 14 year old daughter who left my house with her friends at around 1: 30 to get ready for a Bat Mitzvah commencing around 4:30 is nowhere to be found at 1: 30 am.
So Dad travels around knocking on the doors of daughter's friend's homes at 2:00 am to find out SPECIFICALLY where my 14 year old daughter is...which I did....
And guess who the asshole is ????
Sure I drank my share of Jack tonight, but should that preclude me from insisting on knowing the location of my daughter??
And where do these wives [read my wife] get off championing a cause only to go weak in the knees when the blow back is a little unpleasant????

Take wife to local WalMart/Sams club ect.. to the front of the store show her the pics of missing 14 year old girls and explain human trafficking then go home.
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GJDM
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GJDM

whoa, I haven't seen that since my misc days
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Pics or gtfo
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FL Buckeye said...
Pics or gtfo

dude, 14
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AuburnInOrlando said...
dude, 14

Pics of wife then?
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