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What I usual do to get women to leave me alone is to verbally assault them by attacking their personal integrity so bad that they hate themselves and you. You have to dig deep in to their past such as past relationships and their family. Works every time. Only downside is her friends will think you are a royal Dick but who cares

This post was edited by Husker14675 on 4/16/2012 at 12:28 PM
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What I usual do to get women to leave me alone is to verbally assault them by attacking their personal integrity so bad that they hate themselves and you. You have to dig deep in to their past such as past relationships and their family. Works every time. Only downside is her friends will think you are a royal Dick but who cares

80% of the time, it works everytime
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80% of the time, it works everytime

the best one is if her parents are divorced is to say something along the lines of "you are a crazy person and are going to end up all alone for the rest of your life like you mother " but spice it up with some swear words and make it more insulting
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the best one is if her parents are divorced is to say something along the lines of "you are a crazy person and are going to end up all alone for the rest of your life like you mother " but spice it up with some swear words and make it more insulting

im telling you, if you tell them they were only good for a hole for your dick then that one is golden
or after banging them for the final time, tell them "you can leave now"
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1. Post her name, phone # and address on here.
2. Post pictures of her on here.
3. Watch the magic happen.
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13 months ago

This thread has NOT delivered.
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inthezone said...
Anyway to legally get her off my case? She doesn't accept the fact that I've moved on. Called me last night at 3 fricking 20

Cleveland Steamer, IYAM.
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Why is anyone answering this cat when he isn't following the rules?
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Macdaddy7930 said...
Why is anyone answering this cat when he isn't following the rules?

True, he needs to just post her nudes and kill two birds with one stone. She is either going to hate you for it...or she'll like it and you can start a porn site of her and make some money. Win-win.
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Nicolae said...
True, he needs to just post her nudes and kill two birds with one stone. She is either going to hate you for it...or she'll like it and you can start a porn site of her and make some money. Win-win.

He can do that either way.
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Macdaddy7930 said...
Pics of said stalker OP. There are rules here.

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Kill her
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El Oh El at all the dudes in this thread acting like they've had multiple females who are infatuated with them.
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El Oh El at all the dudes in this thread acting like they've had multiple females who are infatuated with them.

says the guy with a picture of a cat wearing a hat
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Husker14675 said...
says the guy with a picture of a cat wearing a hat

Could be why he doesn't have a stalker
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Could be why he doesn't have a stalker

THATS IT. all this guy needs to do is get a cat, dress it up in goofy hats, post the pics on the internet and thus immediately lose the interest of the female. its almost genius
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Husker14675 said...
THATS IT. all this guy needs to do is get a cat, dress it up in goofy hats, post the pics on the internet and thus immediately lose the interest of the female. its almost genius

Maybe he's the male version of the crazy cat lady
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THATS IT. all this guy needs to do is get a cat, dress it up in goofy hats, post the pics on the internet and thus immediately lose the interest of the female. its almost genius
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buttesnake said...

i dont know if this is a good example as that guy clearly has a boyfriend
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Yup, you guys nailed it. Pic below of my wife... the crazy cat lady. I, at least, know the rules of posting on 247.

This post has been edited 3 times, most recently by VegasTide on 5/23/2012 at 10:35 PM
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Yup, you guys nailed it. Pic below of my wife... the crazy cat lady. I, at least, know the rules of posting on 247.

nice catch my man. and way to be a good sport. thanks for making me pitch a tent in my pants at work
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Yup, you guys nailed it. Pic below of my wife... the crazy cat lady. I, at least, know the rules of posting on 247.

Can I rent her?
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Can I rent her?

I was going to have a funny response... but its the wife... so I'll just go w/ "no".
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I was going to have a funny response... but its the wife... so I'll just go w/ "no".

Well, did you ask her first?
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Well, did you ask her first?

Showed her your pic. She wasn't interested... and now I gotta go clean up the puke.
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