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11 months ago

I would like to submit my resume.
I am a professional consumer of the following beverages
beer
champagne
wine
tequila
vodka
Following my unhealthy consumption of these beverages, I am unfortunately or fortunately (depending on how you look at it) going to convince numerous people to leave the bar and go to the strip club, where I will proceed to max out my debit/credit cards, borrow money for my trip home and then be forced to sleep on the couch for a month.
PM if interested in this application. I prefer not to do phone interviews. I think my wife has my phone tapped.
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11 months ago

Do I really even need to throw my hat in the ring. Pretty sure I should be included in anything that involves drinking. Also I would make half of 247Sports sick if they tried to out drink me. By the end of the night I have a feeling everyone would be passed out and it would just be me and Ich kicking them telling them they can't hang with the champs.
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11 months ago

rolBAMAballs said...
My dick could out drink you

We are talking about alcohol not men's anus juice.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I'm in but it'd have to be before Noon.
I start my serious drinking for the day during lunch.
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11 months ago

Strengths: Drinking games and bar associated games
Time and change will surely (truly) show How firm thy friendship ... OHIO!
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I've been to rehab 5 times in my life all for alcohol. This provides my a great chance to drink again. Though I'm more an expert of just grain alcohol and everclear.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

If I'm invited what is a beer that's high on alcohol with little taste. I've never been a fan of the fruity, girlytastye of beer.
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If I'm invited what is a beer that's high on alcohol with little taste. I've never been a fan of the fruity, girlytastye of beer.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

BBucksorBeGone8 said...
You want me to commit with out taking an official...extend the offer or I'll commit elsewhere.

I am constantly evaluating but you are high on my board.
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rolBAMAballs said...
I am also far too high on the list to not have a written form offer not sitting on my fax machine.
Will be weighing options

I don't recruit 3 stars
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rolBAMAballs said...
Bridge burnt

Offer never on the table.
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Ichabod said...
Offer never on the table.

Typical Bammer. If a recruit goes somewhere else you were never interested in the first place.
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Aussie said...
Typical Bammer. If a recruit goes somewhere else you were never interested in the first place.

Ichabod has a plan. All in the process. I only recruit 4-5 stars
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Ichabod said...
Ichabod has a plan. All in the process. I only recruit 4-5 stars

We need role players too. Glue guys. Guys to refill drinks and to fetch us more beer to keep us in the game.
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We need role players too. Glue guys. Guys to refill drinks and to fetch us more beer to keep us in the game.

"Beer bitch"
Time and change will surely (truly) show How firm thy friendship ... OHIO!
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Aussie said...
We need role players too. Glue guys. Guys to refill drinks and to fetch us more beer to keep us in the game.

I'd nominate Tusks for that... You know he can't hold his alcohol after losing 100 bucks partying with Scooter...
Go Vols
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kitemac said...
Do I really even need to throw my hat in the ring. Pretty sure I should be included in anything that involves drinking. Also I would make half of 247Sports sick if they tried to out drink me. By the end of the night I have a feeling everyone would be passed out and it would just be me and Ich kicking them telling them they can't hang with the champs.

Lulz
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Ichabod said...
Ichabod has a plan. All in the process. I only recruit 4-5 stars

Give me some dates...I'll leave camp as #1 on the big board....
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I want the BOL guys. Them vs me, I win easily
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BBucksorBeGone8 said...
Give me some dates...I'll leave camp as #1 on the big board....

How's your shotgunning?
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Super Scooter said...
I want the BOL guys. Them vs me, I win easily

I've already seen you in person. Offer extended
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