The Blue Board

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You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’.
You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You take a six-pack cooler to church
You use a weedeater in your living room.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.