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The ALABAMA Teabagger Has Turned Himself In.

  • No way you can stick up for this guy.

    33 years old, married with children and now some guy has some other guys balls on his face all over the internet.

    Dude deserves to be punished just for being an idiot, if he doesn't know that's wrong at his age, something ain't right.

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  • If someone's balls I didn't even know were all on my face and Internet, that boy would get his ass whooped.. U know back when I was in high school we called those type homo.

    Updike is a hero and this fag will Be too.

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  • I think Courtney Upshaw needs to turn himself in too. He probably deserves to be on the sex offender list for what he did to Jefferson that night. fishing

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  • he was an idiot for letting everyone know it was him when it started going viral

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  • cash014 said...

    I think Courtney Upshaw needs to turn himself in too. He probably deserves to be on the sex offender list for what he did to Jefferson that night. fishing

    To bad he didn't break his femur so Lee could have played and if he sucked then break his leg so Mett could play

    LScootU

  • Super Scooter said...

    To bad he didn't break his femur so Lee could have played and if he sucked then break his leg so Mett could play

    I know, Upshaw knew exactly how hard to kit Jefferson to keep him in the game.

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  • greensooner said...

    video please?

    great sig , wow

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  • 33 year old dude is sick stupid foolish...etc...
    but the idiot who passed out in a bourbon street krystal, whose girlfriend left him...is far from an innocent victim.
    it's bourbon street...when you run with the dogs you might get fleas...this was not a kid on a youth retreat...this was an obnoxious drunk lsu fan who was picking fights with bama fans on bourbon street...did he deserve to get t-bagged? could have been worse...could have had his ass kicked and bones broken...no he will live in shame...bottom line, hold your liquor and don't pass out on bourbon street in krystal...nola is a lawless cesspool on bourbon st...you know what you're getting into.
    at the end...this is an example of everyone involved being stupid and foolish.

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  • Lesticals said...

    If someone's balls I didn't even know were all on my face and Internet, that boy would get his ass whooped.. U know back when I was in high school we called those type homo.

    Updike is a hero and this fag will Be too.

    once again little testical has his panties all bunched up . dramaqueen

    this is a non-story :
    is he an idiot ? yes
    a sex offender ? no

    i agree he should have gotten his ass beat but that didnt happen so ....
    a fine for moronic public misconduct, a weekend cleaning the beach , & move on ...next ?

    where is the guy the broke some guys jaw ? are all LSU fans now cheap-shot punks ?

    Crimson_Ghost

  • Crimson_Ghost said...

    once again little testical has his panties all bunched up . dramaqueen

    this is a non-story : is he an idiot ? yes a sex offender ? no

    i agree he should have gotten his ass beat but that didnt happen so .... a fine for moronic public misconduct, a weekend cleaning the beach , & move on ...next ?

    where is the guy the broke some guys jaw ? are all LSU fans now cheap-shot punks ?

    lsu fans are still butt hurt...no getting over this one...in their own back yard...21-0 gonna hurt forever.

    hubcitytider ●

  • shoeless7777 said...

    great sig , wow

    thank you sir...she's my favorite

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  • Love alabama fans blaming the victim. Hilarious. Their bias knows no bounds.

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  • Bo Knows said...

    Love alabama fans blaming the victim. Hilarious. Their bias knows no bounds.

    so a guy who is publicly intoxicated and passes out in a krystal is an innocent victim? wde, family, 'all in'.
    someone made him get drunk...right? forced him, right?

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  • So a guy/girl being passed out drunk means people can do whatever they want to them. Brilliant. Not even remotely surprised a bama fan would defend this behavior. That's what's funny. The stereotype of your fan base come true.

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  • hubcitytider said...

    so a guy who is publicly intoxicated and passes out in a krystal is an innocent victim? wde, family, 'all in'. someone made him get drunk...right? forced him, right?

    Also just want to quote this for eternity. True brilliance, from first word to last.

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    Who is defending him?

    Attacking the victim + trying to distribute blame + trying to lessen anything but sole responsibility to the pervert = defending pervert.

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    Whaaat???? I know it's been awhile for you guys but you better hope VanGorder understands defense better than that.

    Not surprised you don't get it, either. If it makes it easier for you to comprehend, replace "defending pervert" with "making excuses for pervert."

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    Go to youtube. Enter the word "teabag". Sift through the 100's of videos. Reprehensible act? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Deserving of punishment? Yes. Prosecuting as a sex offender. Sheet. C'mon man.

    By definition, forcing contact with your peen or balls is a sex offense. Don't see what's hard to understand about that. I feel no sympathy for anyone that does that to a complete stranger and then gets labeled.

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    If he was not wearing crimson tide gear you wouldn't GAF. If he was clad in au gear doing it to a bama fan....it would be your sig. Your agenda is obvious. I don't care what happens to the guy. I find it laughable how hard you pretend that you do.

    That's retarded. I think someone should be hit hard for sticking their ballbag on and humping away on someone who was passed out, and it's only because he was a bama fan. Jesus Christ. bama fans are truly out of their minds. lol @ "my agenda." It is much more likely that you "don't see the big deal" because he's wearing crimson tide gear.

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    Are you saying this is the 1st time you have ever heard of this type of thing happening?

    Do you really think this question or the response to this question has anything to do with this discussion?

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    Yes I do. You act like this is the 1st time you have ever heard of a "teabag". I was wondering if you are in your 60's.

    lol So as long as it's happened before, it's no big deal. The next rape, robbery, assault, battery, destruction of property, etc., case... it won't be the first time I've heard of them either. I guess they are no big deal since they have happened before and we've all heard of them happening before.

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    TURDS ALL UP IN THIS MUG. /// "2010 Auburn Tigers, my favorite team. Unbeaten in all ways." -- Dan Wetzel, April 4, 2013, 6:29 p.m.

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  • Cuthbert xxii said...

    Did you just compare a "teabag" to rape and robbery? I think I am getting to the root of the problem. Be honest, are you a victim of a teabagging?

    I'm not surprised you can't see the destruction of your "logic" and instead make a completely illogical statement in response to it.

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  • Bo Knows said...

    I'm not surprised you can't see the destruction of your "logic" and instead make a completely illogical statement in response to it.

    You definitely seem somewhat obsessed with Alabama and this guy's nutsack. Problem?

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  • I find it interesting that a lot of bama fans seem to think I am overplaying how disturbing a behavior it is for a man to rub his balls on their face/head/neck region. Perhaps it is not such an unwelcome thought to you guys, but to me, it should be severely punished. Guess it would bother me more than it would you.

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  • Why doesn't the elderly bama fan that had his jaw wired shut get more attention? Why doesn't the bama fan that was stabbed get more attention? Where is the outrage over those 2 incidents?

    cordellgiles ●

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