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The Infamous Kristi Malzahn

  • Heard she banged half the team.

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    DutchUGA

  • GoingLightBarny said...

    no.

    this is what happens when a man is literally done wanting to be around his wife. She has to adopt some sort of attitude like she is a strong independent-type broad, but they generally just coming off crazy and abrasive.

    she is exhibiting the behaviors of a very advanced case of this phenomenon. let's call it hyper-advanced tardive hysteria

    Pretty spot on. As much as she harped about the empty nest and being glad the kids are out of the house, guarantee you she is laying in the floor screaming and crying 4-5 hours a day because the kids are gone.

    If I was Gus, Auburn's Natty would have been my last game, because when she started downplaying the win and whining about not scoring enough points, I would have hit her in the face at least 25 times with a ball bat, and now be pulling a life term in prison.

    You right though those insecure woman way over compensate and just come across as obnoxious.

    VTSmitty

  • VTSmitty said...

    Pretty spot on. As much as she harped about the empty nest and being glad the kids are out of the house, guarantee you she is laying in the floor screaming and crying 4-5 hours a day because the kids are gone.

    If I was Gus, Auburn's Natty would have been my last game, because when she started downplaying the win and whining about not scoring enough points, I would have hit her in the face at least 25 times with a ball bat, and now be pulling a life term in prison.

    You right though those insecure woman way over compensate and just come across as obnoxious.

    lol

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  • Dutch2 said...

    Heard she banged half the team.

    Sadly, I bet you really did hear that. Classy.

    She's hotter than that dirty hoe Marky Mark calls his wife.

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  • Dutch2 said...

    Heard she banged half the team.

    sure....

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  • CptAUmerica21 said...

    Sadly, I bet you really did hear that. Classy.

    She's hotter than that dirty hoe Marky Mark calls his wife.

    Mark Richts wife is not a dirty hoe. You take that back right now.

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  • Seemed perfectly normal to meshrug

    Yeah, I said it.

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  • VTSmitty said...

    when she started downplaying the win and whining about not scoring enough points, I would have hit her in the face at least 25 times with a ball bat, and now be pulling a life term in prison.

    You right though those insecure woman way over compensate and just come across as obnoxious.

    this just shows that you are a highly enlightened individual and you are attempting to free the demon from the carrier. what jury would convict you of such a wonderfully empathetic act?

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  • GoingLightBarny said...

    this just shows that you are a highly enlightened individual and you are attempting to free the demon from the carrier. what jury would convict you of such a wonderfully empathetic act?

    Good point. Show em that video, and the jury would be bawling like babies, running up to me and hugging me and telling me how much they love me.

    VTSmitty

  • Kristi Malzahn is as Ausome as advertised. She's got that cult type mentality down.

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    DrStache

  • VTSmitty said...

    Good point. Show em that video, and the jury would be bawling like babies, running up to me and hugging me and telling me how much they love me.

    ha ha ha... yeah. I am terribly shocked that that preacher didn't try to drive that evil spirit out of her in the video.

    her facial expressions were superhuman... i am surprised her head didn't spin around like an owl

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