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or he likes to catch a jag!

I'm a man that built the pyramids and the Eiffel Tower of Braun. You're just a woman with a small brain. It's science. love Anchorman

or he drives a Jag???

hmmm I'm all out of jag post's.

Unless the J is silent then I can use it in a Jägermeister post!

Or crashed one......

You try child birth and tell me how you handle it.

I have a high pain tolerance. I'd do it naturally with ease

I get kidney stones. I have heard they are comparable as far as pain goes. They are pretty horrible so I can't imagine child birth being much fun.

Cocaine is a helluva drug lol

*OUCH* both way's.

If men had to birth children, there would definitely not be a population problem. When I had my daughter the doctor had to pretty much do everything he could to get me to go into labor including inducing with petocin. I went from nothing, not a twinge, to full blown labor in about 15 minutes. I thought I was going to die. They could not give me an epidural because I was not dilated enough so they gave me some pain meds. No good. I finally begged my doctor to give me the epi and the whole time my ex-husband treated me like some hysterical baby. He eventually asked the nurse if it was that painful and she responded with, " I am going to squeeze your testicles as hard as I can for about a minute, give you about 30 seconds to recover, and then squeeze them again. This is what your wife is going through" The look on his face was priceless.

Ain't no comparison considering the average baby is 7 lbs and 20 inches long.