The Blue Board

You have to ask yourself, would it be more fun to watch the meltdown on tRCMB or on the Duke board? Because tRCMB is cautious and generally pessimistic about it already, whereas Duke views it as a near certainty that they will land Jabari. I think their meltdown would probably be more epic.

If/ when it happens please link for me. If there is a school I hate up there with tOSU, MSU, ND, and USC it's fricking Duke. Can't stand Rat Face, and his incessant complaining to the refs somehow results in every single whistle going their way.

I watched a lot of the Heels when I was younger because of Vince Carter and the Raptors, and that sparked an intense hatred of Duke obviously. My cousin going to Duke has only intensified that hate for whatever reason.

And honestly I kinda agree with Mr. Woodson. Obviously I wish Parker was going elsewhere other than MSU (Michigan would be great), but I am enjoying the quality of basketball in the B1G these days, and landing top flight recruits like Parker is necessary to keep this league at the top where it is right now.

This is hilarious

Midnight-2am - "They're Cheating Bastards, I Tell You!: The Maurice Clarett Story" This is a nightly talk show where Maurice Clarett airs his latest grievances against the Ohio St. Buckeyes.

2:00-2:05 am - "Great Moments in Penn State Basketball" - The trophy presentation from the 2009 NIT.

2:05-2:10am - "Great Moments in Northwestern Basketball" - Uh, they made the NIT quarterfinals once.

2:10-2:30 am - "Great Moments in Nebraska Basketball" - They've at least made the tournament, so they get 20 minutes!

2:30-3 am -" Permanent Stadium Lights: Boon to night football or unnecessary moth attractants with host Morgan Burke" - (Naturally, this is pre-recorded)

3-4 am - "Hoarders: Jim Delaney Edition" - Someone tries to talk Delaney down from adding the University of Pyongyang as a 15th member.

4-5 am - "Cooking with Rotel!" - The world's first all-Rotel cooking show

5-6 am - "Morning ACL Rehab" - Maryland and Purdue combine to start your day with your morning workout to recover from your latest ACL surgery

6-7 am - "The Dating Game" - Jim Delaney tries once again to woo Notre Dame into the conference

7-8 am - "Good Morning, Champaign!" - The student-run morning show live from the University of Illinois.

8-9 am - "The Wal-Mart Wolverine Hour" - Self- Explanatory!

9-9:05am - "The Minnesota Football Champions Hour" - Lasts until the film catches fire in the old projector.

9:05-10 am - "The Cheeses of Wisconsin" - A retrospective on the finest cheeses in the Dairyland State.

10-11 am - "New York Knights! - Rutgers alums wander the streets of Manhattan seeing if anyone really cares they are in the Big Ten, or even knows they are near New York City.

11-11:30 am - "Get Fit with Bobby Knight" - Includes proper chair-throwing techniques.

11:30-Noon - "How Did We Get Here?" - Rutgers and Maryland look confused for a half hour.

Noon-2pm - "Ñooo que mi corazón!" - A Spanish telenovela set in 1972 where a woman is torn between Woody Hayes and Bo Schembechler starring Sofia Vergara.

2-3 pm - "Sparty and Friends cartoon hour" choice programming for Little Brothers.

3-4 pm - "COPS: Iowa City" - Follow the exploits of the Iowa City PD on gameday with special guests Black Heart Gold Pants.

4-5 pm - "The Etiquette Hour" - Gene Keady and Bobby Knight discuss polite interactions with officials.

5-6 pm - "How the F*%& Did That Happen" - A retrospective of Northwestern football wins over the years.

6-7 pm - "The Real Groupies of Columbus, Ohio" - Hosted by Mark Titus

7-7:30 pm - "Can You Tackle Montee Ball?" - The nightly game show where contestants in Indianapolis try to tackle Montee Ball After he torched Indiana, Purdue, and Nebraska in the state of Indiana in 2012

7:30-8 pm - "Great Goons of Big Ten Hockey" - Only half an hour since half the conference has hockey.

8-8:30 pm - "Todd Leary's Financial Advice w/ guest Host Art Schlichter"

8:30-9pm - "Luchadores!" - Iowa Wrestlers compete South of the Border

9-10 pm - "RoTel It On the Mountain: A Christmas Miracle" -

Starring Pam Ward as Mary
Bo Pelini as Angry Joseph
Pat Fitzgerald, Kirk Ferentz and Tim Beckman as Very Tipsy Wisemen
Jerry Kill, Danny Hope, Bill O'Brien, and Kevin Wilson as Very Tipsy Shepherds and Also a Slightly Mistuned Barbershop Quartet (brought to you by Barbasol)
Ron Zook as the Mysterious Man in the White Suit
Urban Meyer as Angry Joseph's Long-Lost Fraternal Twin, Slightly Less Angry Daryl
Mark Dantonio as the Innkeeper

And as the Baby Jesus...Cody Zeller.

10-11 pm - "After Hours with Jerry Kill" - The most suave Coach in the B1G tell you how to score big with the ladies.

11-midnight - "Why We’re Your Rival, Now." - Each school gets to explain why they are a Most Hated Rival of another.

That can happen as you get older. My parents forget things all the time.

Spartan Mag reporter on The Huge Show said that Parker is a Chris Webber type of recruit.

Damn you'd think Michigan would have those banners prominently displayed in crisler, but nope, they have nit banners instead. Weird.

We don't have NIT banners for '92 and '93. Maybe your eyes are going too.

While not as much for Parker, this could prove very important when considering future recruits on this team...

Oooohhh, this seems to be just a giant misunderstanding.

See, UM played in the Final Four fraudulently those years. They made it there while playing players that were ineligible cheaters.

This is where the confusion must be. See, those games don't count because some of the players representing the University of Michigan were cheaters. Had they not cheated, those games would count. Unfortunately for you, there were cheaters on that team. Bummer. Really makes you wish that the team had appropriate controls to disallow the cheaters from playing, right? But then again, UM might not have made it to those games without the cheaters. What a conundrum!

Yes, however the record of your presence has been stricken. So it's as though you didn't play.

I'm not sure about you, but I would rather not play in the final four than play as a cheater.

Indiana, cincinatti, Duke and a school from the mid Atlantic called Vacated university. I think they folded. How high are you? Why wouldn't your school honor such an accomplishment? This is foolish. I'm going to claim MSU was in final fours in every decade since the 1940's. We just don't hang the banners.